1
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<i>Hello?</i>

2
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Hey Aaron,
it's Sloane Spencer.

3
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I was calling to check
on the arrangements

4
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for the <i> Snow Angel</i>
premiere party.

5
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Sloane, darling. It's
going to be exquisite.

6
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Valhalla.

7
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We're going to have
100 white doves

8
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preset in cages
over the entrance.

9
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<i>So when Caitlin Quinn arrives,</i>
<i>we'll release them!</i>

10
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Picture it. The Snow Angel

11
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with all those gorgeous white birds
swooping around her. Spectacular!

12
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Wow.
<i>I know, right?</i>

13
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Now, just one question.

14
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Sure.

15
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What happens when
you stick those birds

16
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next to hot lights for
a couple of hours?

17
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Hmm?

18
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They die, brain trust!

19
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<i>It's like sticking them</i>
<i>in a rotisserie.</i>

20
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Do you want a hundred
charred, roasted birds

21
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plummeting down on
the star of our movie?

22
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No. I didn't think...

23
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<i>Damn right,</i>
<i>you didn't think!</i>

24
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Now, you have exactly
one hour to call me back

25
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with ideas for a
premier event

26
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that doesn't belong in
a Stephen King novel.

27
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Javier, find me some
heat-resistant doves.

28
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Right away.

29
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Hey, you can't park here.
That's a handicapped spot.

30
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Oh, God. I'm so sorry.

31
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Sloane!

32
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We were starting to think you
were gonna take the day off.

33
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Not at all. I figured you'd like a
latte to get you through the morning.

34
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You read my mind.

35
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So, how's the <i> Snow Angel's</i>
party coming along?

36
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Awesome. It is gonna be the biggest
thing to ever happen on Christmas Day.

37
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Except for the whole Jesus
being born thing, right?

38
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It's gonna be
bigger than that.

39
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Exactly. Where are we
with the press?

40
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Well, I've got phone calls out
to all the major networks.

41
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I'm just waiting
for confirmation...

42
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Wait, they haven't confirmed yet?
This party is in three days!

43
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I know when the party is.

44
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And I'll make sure
the networks are there.

45
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You know, I'd be happy to pitch
in, make some calls myself,

46
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if Sloane's feeling
overwhelmed...

47
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I'm not. Thank you. I've got
everything under control.

48
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Even Caitlin?

49
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Of course.

50
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Sloane?

51
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We've got
a problem.

52
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Caitlin?

53
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<i>I know you!</i>

54
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Oh, God!
She's drunk. Again.

55
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<i>Oh, ho, ho!</i>

56
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Is she trying to
tank her career?

57
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<i>I shouldn't have had</i>
<i>that fifth margarita.</i>

58
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<i>Oh, dear!</i>

59
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<i>All right,</i>
<i>we're going. Come with me.</i>

60
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Caitlin Quinn does not make enough
money to behave this badly.

61
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One of you two...
I'm on it.

62
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I'll make sure
they take it down.

63
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Great.

64
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Anything I can do
to help?

65
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Yeah. Can you get me
a Red Bull?

66
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I'll take one, too.

67
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Thank God you're here, so I don't
have to deal with this idiotic...

68
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Caitlin! Can you believe they
sold that video to the tabloids?

69
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Stupid elves, always
looking to make a buck.

70
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I need you to fix this!

71
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I know, I know.
It's an elf thing.

72
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You're the victim here.
But don't you worry,

73
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'cause Sloane is gonna take
care of everything, all right?

74
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All right.

75
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This is cold.

76
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Sweetie, listen.
You know we all love you,

77
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but you gotta stop
doing stuff like this.

78
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Like what?
Let me see.

79
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Attacking Heidi Montag
at the VMAs.

80
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She provoked me.

81
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Getting arrested for smuggling
drugs across the Mexican border?

82
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They were diet pills.

83
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Two hundred of them?

84
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The camera adds
10 pounds.

85
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Okay, what about shoplifting
a $4,000 coat from Prada?

86
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Look, I told you,
I wasn't shoplifting.

87
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I was just so drunk that
I forgot I'd tried it on.

88
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Oh, okay, I guess I should
have told the public that.

89
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Look. Caitlin.

90
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You're starring in
a family movie now,

91
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and believe it or not, there is
such thing as bad publicity.

92
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<i>Snow Angel, </i> it can make
or break your career.

93
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If you blow this,

94
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you might not get
another chance.

95
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So you might want to be just
a little bit more careful

96
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with the way you present
yourself to others.

97
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Like now,
for instance.

98
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Caitlin!
Hmm?

99
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Oh, I'll put it back.

100
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The story's contained and
Caitlin promised to lay low

101
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until after the
movie's released.

102
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It's good work, Sloane.
It's really good work.

103
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Good enough to get me
the promotion to VP?

104
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I don't know,
that's a big step.

105
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Well, you are the son of
the firm's president.

106
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Is there anything
that I can do to help

107
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influence that
decision?

108
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Like this?

109
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Or maybe this, or...

110
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...this?

111
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Mmm. Mmm-hmm.

112
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Well, that works
for me.

113
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Just promise me you won't try to
influence my dad the same way.

114
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Are you
coming over later?

115
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It'll be a lot later. I've got
a client meeting tonight.

116
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But I'll tell you what, why don't
I take you out tomorrow night

117
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and we'll celebrate your victory in
handling this whole Caitlin mess.

118
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And we'll go someplace special.
Like, say, Panache?

119
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Really?
That would be amazing!

120
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I've been dying
to go there.

121
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I know. So, why don't you call them
and get us some reservations. Okay?

122
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Will do.

123
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Okay, that's my girl.

124
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I talked Caitlin
off the ledge.

125
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Oh, it's a
Christmas miracle!

126
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Well, Andrew
thought so.

127
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You know, I stopped
caring about who you date

128
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exactly two seconds
after I dumped you.

129
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First of all,
I dumped you.

130
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Second, it's just pitifully
obvious how jealous you are

131
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that I'm gonna get get the
VP slot instead of you.

132
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I think it takes more than sleeping
with the boss to get a promotion.

133
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Yeah, it's gonna take turning the <i> Snow
Angel </i> party into the event of the decade.

134
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Once I do that, I'm
a shoo-in for VP.

135
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I'll get the best clients,
the corner office,

136
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bonus, use of
the company jet,

137
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basically everything you ever
wanted, and that makes you crazy.

138
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It's not a contest,
you know.

139
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Oh, yes, it is.

140
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And I'm winning.

141
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Let's go in here. Ooh!

142
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I need to decide what Larry's
buying me for Christmas!

143
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Ooh, that one
would look stunning

144
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with the red dress that I'm wearing
at brunch on Christmas morning.

145
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I wish you were there to see it.

146
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I told you, I have to
work all day Christmas.

147
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Of course. I just...

148
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We used to have so much fun
on Christmas mornings.

149
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Getting all dressed up, posing for
pictures by the Christmas tree.

150
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Remember?
Of course I do.

151
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Oh, I know. Have Larry take a
picture of you and email it to me.

152
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Will do.

153
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I'll see that one, please.
Certainly, madam.

154
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Here, hold your brother.

155
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Mom, please
don't call him that.

156
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Now, how come Larry isn't getting
you your present himself?

157
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He's in Cleveland on
business till the 24th.

158
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He doesn't have
time to shop.

159
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Pretty.
Pretty expensive!

160
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The more it costs, the more
Larry knows he loves me.

161
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That's not very romantic.

162
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Darling, men come and go,
but diamonds are forever.

163
00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,316
You want one? Yeah?

164
00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:05,484
I think your brother
wants one.

165
00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,152
Please don't call him that.

166
00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:10,255
Hey, Jenny! I know
you're gonna be shocked.

167
00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:13,258
I'm late. Again.
I'll see you in five.

168
00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,394
Oh, my God,
this is fantastic!

169
00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:19,498
It is a chestnut tartlet
with a tangelo glaze.

170
00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,299
Hey, it's insane.

171
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:23,168
Your customers must
eat this up.

172
00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,136
Well, they would,
if we had any.

173
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It's probably slow
'cause of the holiday.

174
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And I would eat this
every day.

175
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Good. I'm thinking about making it
for Christmas dinner on Saturday.

176
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Oh, about dinner...

177
00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,113
You can't come.

178
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I'm sorry,
I have to work.

179
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,316
On Christmas Day?

180
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,419
Oh, Sloane Spencer
makes a rare appearance.

181
00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,154
It's a Christmas miracle!

182
00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,123
Merry Christmas, Ed.

183
00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,325
What's up
with Scrooge?

184
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He's worried about money.
We both are.

185
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I don't know why I ever thought
it would be a good idea

186
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to open
a restaurant in LA.

187
00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:56,334
Uh, because you're an amazing chef.
Always have been.

188
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You know, you're the
reason for my freshman 15.

189
00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,171
Oh, come on!

190
00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,041
Who knew that truffle oil was so
good on top of mac and cheese.

191
00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:04,342
My specialty.

192
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,045
And once people realize how
irresistible your food is,

193
00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,480
you're gonna have a line
outside the door.

194
00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:11,416
Actually, I wanted to
talk to you about that.

195
00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,486
I know that people would love this
place, if they'd ever heard of it.

196
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,321
But I just don't know
how to get the word out.

197
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:21,159
So, I was hoping that
maybe you could help me,

198
00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:24,362
since you are the best
publicist in the entire city.

199
00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:27,165
Flattery will get you
everywhere.

200
00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:31,436
Okay, what this place
needs is star power.

201
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,572
Okay. We'll get the
celebrities in here,

202
00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:37,142
we'll get the paparazzi out there, and
you'll get a full house, guaranteed.

203
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:41,112
Do you still have those gift certificates
left over from the grand opening?

204
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:43,214
They're in
the storeroom.

205
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,151
Oh! Could you give them to
some of your famous clients?

206
00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:47,419
No.

207
00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,388
I'll give them to all
my famous clients.

208
00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:53,491
I'll put them inside
our company gift bags,

209
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:56,261
and I promise you,
by New Year's,

210
00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,296
this will be the hottest
place in Hollywood.

211
00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:01,199
Oh, my gosh!
Thank you so much!

212
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,334
You have no idea...

213
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:03,501
Oh, hold on,
hold on.

214
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,370
Hey, Aaron.

215
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,172
I'll go get the
gift certificates.

216
00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,374
Yeah, you better be calling
me with some good news,

217
00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:12,177
or you will be singing
Christmas carols as a soprano!

218
00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,118
Hi, Caitlin. What's up?

219
00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:22,253
Hey, hey. Okay.

220
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,289
Do you know if you need a
passport to go out in the ocean,

221
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,157
since technically
you're leaving the States?

222
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,094
Oh, God. Caitlin, what have
you gotten yourself into now?

223
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,529
Nothing, nothing. I just met this
awesome guy who owns a yacht

224
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,331
and he's taking me sailing!

225
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,399
Caitlin, no.

226
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,534
Do not get on the boat.
Promise me.

227
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:39,237
Oh, my gosh, it's not a
boat, Sloane, it's a yacht!

228
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:40,472
Promise me!

229
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,273
<i>Fine. I promise.</i>

230
00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:43,508
Okay, we just
talked about this.

231
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:46,144
<i>You promised to not get
into any trouble until...</i>

232
00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:48,113
I said fine,
party-pooper!

233
00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,284
Here you go!

234
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,476
Hello? Caitlin?

235
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,314
Sweetie, it's a bad connection.
Call me back.

236
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,352
I swear, if you're calling me
from the middle of the Pacific,

237
00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:30,188
I will swim out there
and drown you myself.

238
00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,232
- Hello? Caitlin? Hello?
<i>- Hello? Hello?</i>

239
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,334
<i>Hello?</i>

240
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,104
<i>Sloane. Sloane. Sloane.</i>

241
00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:48,206
<i>Sloane.</i>
Caitlin?

242
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,175
<i>Hello? Sloane.</i>

243
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,343
<i>Sloane. Hello? Sloane.</i>

244
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,346
Hello?
<i>Hello? Sloane.</i>

245
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:58,183
<i>Sloane. Sloane.</i>
Oh, my God, shut up. Shut up!

246
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:06,324
Sloane.

247
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,395
Caitlin! Jeez! Oh, my...

248
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,164
You scared me to death!
How did you get in here?

249
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:17,102
Sloane Spencer,
time is running out.

250
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,138
You must change your
ways or pay the price.

251
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,475
Oh, my God.
How good was that?

252
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:25,443
You know, I should have
totally won Best Actress

253
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,178
at the Teen Choice
Awards last year.

254
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,213
Stupid Dakota Fanning.

255
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,317
Okay. you know what,
sit down. Sit down.

256
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,286
What happened? Did you break up
with a boyfriend or something?

257
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,455
Oh, God, please don't tell
me there's a sex tape.

258
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,325
This isn't about me, Sloane,
it's too late for me.

259
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,128
But you still have a chance.
A chance for what?

260
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,395
Not to die alone.

261
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,332
Okay, are you drunk?

262
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,333
No!

263
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,136
Okay, maybe a little.

264
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:55,140
I mean, I only had,
like, one, two, four...

265
00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,374
That bottle.

266
00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,243
You know what,
that's not the point.

267
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,745
For the next
three nights,

268
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,115
you will be visited by three
ghosts at the stroke of midnight.

269
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,484
Three ghosts? You mean like
Dickens' three ghosts?

270
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,320
Exactly. They're gonna give you
your only shot at redemption.

271
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,157
Okay, here's what
we're gonna do.

272
00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,491
You're gonna
go home now,

273
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,493
and tomorrow morning,
we're going to go see about

274
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,096
getting you some
professional help, okay?

275
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,497
It'll be completely
confidential.

276
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,133
Promise.

277
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,302
I'm not the one who
needs help, Sloane.

278
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,073
All right, that's it. I put up with a
lot with my clients, but I've never...

279
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,545
How did you do that?

280
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:36,347
Listen to me, Sloane.
Listen to me!

281
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,284
Go away!

282
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,125
Get out of my house!

283
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,259
Babe, are you okay?

284
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,229
Yes. Yes. I am.

285
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,231
<i>The craziest thing</i>
<i>just happened. Caitlin...</i>

286
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,099
Oh, God,
you haven't heard.

287
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,135
<i>Heard what?</i>
Turn on your TV.

288
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,174
<i>Quinn was dancing on this
spot earlier this evening</i>

289
00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,076
<i>when she apparently</i>
<i>choked to death</i>

290
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,378
<i>on an olive while</i>
<i>drinking her martini.</i>

291
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,414
<i>Too bad it wasn't</i>
<i>an apple martini,</i>

292
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,349
<i>or she'd be alive today.</i>

293
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:13,218
<i>Back to you.</i>

294
00:14:22,077 --> 00:14:23,177
Thank you.

295
00:14:25,314 --> 00:14:28,116
Hi, I was told Caitlin
Quinn was brought here?

296
00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,051
Are you family?

297
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,287
I'm her publicist.

298
00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:33,454
Sloane.

299
00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:37,125
Oh, my God.
Sloane Spencer.

300
00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,427
Come here.
Patrick? Oh, my God!

301
00:14:40,229 --> 00:14:41,296
I can't believe it!

302
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:42,430
How many years
has it been?

303
00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:45,366
Too many.
I'm so happy to see you.

304
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:47,502
What are you doing here?
I work here.

305
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,405
What are you doing here?
What, are you sick?

306
00:14:50,439 --> 00:14:53,441
No, I'm here to see
one of my clients.

307
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,475
Caitlin Quinn?

308
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,380
Come on.
I'll take you to her.

309
00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:02,016
Wow. It's good to see you.
You, too.

310
00:15:14,263 --> 00:15:16,264
I just had to see
for myself.

311
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:19,100
I can't believe it.
She's dead.

312
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:22,170
I told her to stop getting
into so much trouble.

313
00:15:22,204 --> 00:15:23,304
Hey, you can't
blame yourself.

314
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,406
No, you don't
understand.

315
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:28,343
Her movie premiere
is in three days!

316
00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:31,179
I know. It's hard to lose someone so
young, with so much ahead of them.

317
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:32,413
This is a nightmare.

318
00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:36,451
I'll give you some
time alone with her.

319
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,319
Say your goodbyes.

320
00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:01,042
Do you think that gurney
makes me look fat?

321
00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:03,378
No. No, no, no, no.
This is impossible.

322
00:16:03,412 --> 00:16:05,113
You're dead!
That is your body.

323
00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:07,248
Yeah, draped in the
tackiest sheets ever.

324
00:16:07,282 --> 00:16:08,316
What is this, polyester?

325
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,284
All right.
This isn't happening.

326
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:11,419
Seriously.

327
00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:15,023
They need to swap this out for Egyptian
cotton before anyone else views me.

328
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,091
No, no, no, no, no.
You aren't happening.

329
00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:19,060
How could you be talking
to me if you're dead?

330
00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:20,461
I'll give you a hint.

331
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,267
Boo!

332
00:16:27,102 --> 00:16:29,270
You're...
You're a ghost?

333
00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:32,140
Yup. Just like Marley from
<i>A Christmas Carol.</i>

334
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:37,178
Okay, no. This isn't real. You're dreaming.
You're dreaming.

335
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:39,147
Wake up, Sloane!
Wake up!

336
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:43,251
You awake now?

337
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:47,121
Sloane?

338
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,492
What's the matter?
You're covered in sweat.

339
00:16:53,228 --> 00:16:54,195
Are you okay?

340
00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:57,365
I see dead people.

341
00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:07,275
I've heard you have your first
psychotic break in your early 20's.

342
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,410
Do you think that's
what's happening to me?

343
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,112
No. You're not crazy.

344
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,447
I promise.

345
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:16,184
I had a conversation
with a dead celebrity.

346
00:17:16,351 --> 00:17:20,021
It was a hallucination, a
reaction to your friend dying.

347
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,389
Oh, no,
we weren't friends.

348
00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:24,158
Okay, still. Stress
messes with the head.

349
00:17:24,193 --> 00:17:26,227
It makes you see things
that aren't there.

350
00:17:27,162 --> 00:17:28,329
So you don't
believe in ghosts?

351
00:17:28,363 --> 00:17:30,331
Sure I do.
Really?

352
00:17:30,365 --> 00:17:33,101
Absolutely. When I was
in the tenth grade,

353
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,069
we had this seance
at a slumber party,

354
00:17:35,104 --> 00:17:37,338
and I promise you the Ouija
board moved on its own.

355
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,308
It said that Christina Aguilera
was gonna go to the prom with me.

356
00:17:42,177 --> 00:17:45,113
She didn't, but that's not
the Ouija board's fault.

357
00:17:47,216 --> 00:17:49,183
Sloane! Come on.
Wake up!

358
00:17:49,384 --> 00:17:53,221
You don't need an exorcist.
You need just a vacation.

359
00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:55,456
I know! I need to just
chuck everything and

360
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:57,391
lie on a beach in
the middle of Hawaii.

361
00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:04,098
I should be able to get off
of work sometime in January

362
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:06,033
of 2018.

363
00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:09,303
Yeah, you know what,
Sloane, you're right.

364
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,140
Who needs Hawaii
when you can have

365
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:15,042
LA traffic,
dead celebrities.

366
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,211
Hmm. Impending
schizophrenia?

367
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,115
I've missed you.

368
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:25,386
Whose fault is that?

369
00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:29,123
You didn't have to leave.

370
00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:33,161
Yes, I did. It was med school.
It was my dream.

371
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,396
What else was
I supposed to do?

372
00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:38,266
I know. I just... You
could have come with me.

373
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,437
In fact, I thought
you were coming with me.

374
00:18:44,339 --> 00:18:47,108
I couldn't.
Could you imagine me,

375
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:49,477
stuck out in the middle of
nowhere, working as a cashier

376
00:18:50,345 --> 00:18:52,547
at a Pick 'n Save, while
you're at your classes?

377
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,515
What kind of life
would that have been?

378
00:19:06,161 --> 00:19:07,395
You better get that.

379
00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,099
I guess I better.

380
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,251
I know, I know. You're
startled by my good looks.

381
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,287
Okay. You are not
really here.

382
00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:08,489
No, no. This is a figment
of my imagination,

383
00:20:08,523 --> 00:20:10,391
caused by too
much stress.

384
00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:12,460
Who are you trying to
convince here, you or me?

385
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,362
Leave me alone!

386
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,534
Damn. Does he
do Pilates? Yum.

387
00:20:22,104 --> 00:20:23,404
Go away!

388
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:29,377
Wow! That's a nice way
to start the day.

389
00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:33,180
No. I mean, yes, maybe later.
Go back to sleep.

390
00:20:33,548 --> 00:20:36,250
Mmm. I can't breathe.
Honey?

391
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:43,491
That never gets old.
What do you want?

392
00:20:43,525 --> 00:20:46,193
I told you. I was sent
to give you a warning.

393
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,496
"Change your ways,
or suffer the consequences."

394
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:50,464
Sent by who? God?

395
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,100
The universe?
Freaking Tom Cruise?

396
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:54,402
Yeah, I wasn't really
paying attention.

397
00:20:54,569 --> 00:20:56,170
Why not?

398
00:20:56,204 --> 00:20:57,338
I thought I saw
Michael Jackson.

399
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,207
Morning, babe.

400
00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,277
A little early for
vodka, don't you think?

401
00:21:03,312 --> 00:21:05,513
It's not mine. It's hers.
It's Caitlin's.

402
00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:08,182
Yeah. He can't see me,
you know.

403
00:21:09,284 --> 00:21:11,085
Look.

404
00:21:11,119 --> 00:21:13,120
Uh...
It's in...

405
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:15,156
It's in honor
of Caitlin.

406
00:21:16,124 --> 00:21:17,458
Doesn't seem like
she's really gone.

407
00:21:18,293 --> 00:21:20,261
Oh, honey. I can't
believe it either.

408
00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:23,397
She was so young
and full of life and...

409
00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:25,333
Hey, coffee's ready!

410
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:29,103
The good news is, I have
decided to put you in charge

411
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:30,271
of Caitlin's
memorial service.

412
00:21:30,305 --> 00:21:31,272
Yes!

413
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,375
Uh, so how is
that good news?

414
00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:37,478
Pulling off a good funeral is like
the litmus test for a PR agent.

415
00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:40,147
Yup. This could get you a
lock on that promotion.

416
00:21:40,315 --> 00:21:43,084
Sure can. And since you're already
working on the premiere party,

417
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:44,452
it'll be cake.
Cake.

418
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,488
Besides, I only deal
with living clients.

419
00:21:47,522 --> 00:21:49,290
Dead ones don't
generate revenue.

420
00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:51,225
What a jerk!

421
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,161
Ooh! That was
kind of fun.

422
00:21:54,196 --> 00:21:55,363
Don't!

423
00:21:56,131 --> 00:21:57,164
Don't what?

424
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,067
Um...

425
00:22:00,102 --> 00:22:03,404
Put your coffee cup
on the counter, please.

426
00:22:04,473 --> 00:22:07,041
Wow. Okay.

427
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,044
I've got an early meeting,
so I'm gonna run,

428
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,046
but I will see you
at the office.

429
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,456
Okay, you've had your fun,

430
00:22:22,491 --> 00:22:25,326
you've given me your warning, will
you just please go away, already?

431
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,527
Sorry.

432
00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:32,166
Garlic? I'm a ghost,
Sloane, not a vampire.

433
00:22:32,501 --> 00:22:35,069
You're a pain in the ass!
Now, get out!

434
00:22:35,404 --> 00:22:36,437
Mmm, I don't think so.

435
00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,407
Until you actually heed my
warning, you're stuck with me.

436
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,376
Okay, I'll heed your
warning right now.

437
00:22:42,411 --> 00:22:43,544
Just tell me what
I gotta do.

438
00:22:43,578 --> 00:22:45,413
Change your ways.
Change...

439
00:22:47,149 --> 00:22:49,216
Change them how?
To be better.

440
00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:52,153
Okay. What do you need me to do?
Specifically.

441
00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:55,489
See, that's the other thing. I was in the
bathroom when they explained that part.

442
00:22:56,224 --> 00:22:58,225
Tiny bladder.
This is so unfair.

443
00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,527
You die, and I'm in hell.

444
00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,199
Nice apartment.

445
00:23:11,273 --> 00:23:12,506
Oh! Hold the
elevator, please.

446
00:23:17,179 --> 00:23:19,180
Oh, sir, your briefcase!

447
00:23:19,214 --> 00:23:20,181
What the...

448
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:23,117
Wait, wait.
Hey!

449
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,359
Morning.

450
00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:36,263
Are you sure you don't want
to just wait in my office?

451
00:23:36,431 --> 00:23:38,499
By myself? Yawn.

452
00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:41,202
Fine. Not a word.

453
00:23:43,305 --> 00:23:45,139
Really nice work, guys.

454
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:47,475
That's exactly the kind of event
that we were looking for.

455
00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:56,484
So sorry I'm late,
everyone, I was

456
00:23:57,452 --> 00:23:59,253
dealing with Caitlin
all morning.

457
00:23:59,287 --> 00:24:01,288
We were just getting to her.
Have a seat.

458
00:24:04,059 --> 00:24:06,193
Hey! Respect for
the dead, missy!

459
00:24:07,762 --> 00:24:10,097
You do realize this party needs to go
on as planned, Caitlin or no Caitlin.

460
00:24:10,132 --> 00:24:12,466
Yes, of course.
I'm on top of it.

461
00:24:13,135 --> 00:24:16,337
Oh, really? Because you missed your
meeting with the caterers this morning.

462
00:24:17,272 --> 00:24:19,507
Oh, my God.
I completely forgot.

463
00:24:20,408 --> 00:24:22,409
Don't worry. I will go
call them right now.

464
00:24:22,444 --> 00:24:25,112
Sit back down.
Jason already handled it.

465
00:24:27,415 --> 00:24:28,482
You're welcome.

466
00:24:30,085 --> 00:24:33,053
Now, even though
our client has expired

467
00:24:33,088 --> 00:24:35,156
before fulfilling her
three picture deal,

468
00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:37,291
she can still
generate revenue.

469
00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:39,326
I remember '63...

470
00:24:39,361 --> 00:24:43,097
Oh, Carl!
Your old wrinkled hands

471
00:24:43,131 --> 00:24:46,333
would feel so good
on my young, firm...

472
00:24:46,368 --> 00:24:48,068
Back off!

473
00:24:55,343 --> 00:24:57,211
I'm so bored.

474
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,380
I thought we were going to be
talking about my memorial.

475
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:01,348
It's not a memorial,
it's a party.

476
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:06,420
Sloane, you have
something to add?

477
00:25:08,123 --> 00:25:13,294
Well, since they're doing a
memorial service for Caitlin...

478
00:25:14,329 --> 00:25:15,296
For Caitlin.

479
00:25:16,164 --> 00:25:20,034
And since we're handling
the premiere party

480
00:25:20,535 --> 00:25:23,170
why don't we just
combine them

481
00:25:23,471 --> 00:25:25,272
to make them
one big event?

482
00:25:25,407 --> 00:25:26,507
Her tragedy...

483
00:25:26,541 --> 00:25:31,345
Her tragedy will become
a brilliant photo op.

484
00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:35,249
That is a great idea!

485
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,351
You know, movie stars
love opportunities

486
00:25:37,385 --> 00:25:39,420
to make the public think they
actually care about people,

487
00:25:39,454 --> 00:25:43,190
and if we spin this right, we could get
every A-lister in town to show up.

488
00:25:45,193 --> 00:25:46,227
What do you think, Dad?

489
00:25:47,529 --> 00:25:51,365
I love it! We'll turn Caitlin's
death into a gold mine!

490
00:25:51,533 --> 00:25:54,101
That's exactly what Caitlin
would have wanted.

491
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:57,338
We'll make Saturday an
all-day media extravaganza.

492
00:25:57,572 --> 00:26:01,008
It will be the biggest
PR event of the year.

493
00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:02,009
Oh, yeah.

494
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:06,080
I'm gonna need everyone to work
overtime between now and then, okay?

495
00:26:07,415 --> 00:26:11,018
But Saturday's
Christmas.

496
00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:13,387
You said we could
take the day off.

497
00:26:13,421 --> 00:26:16,023
That was before I decided
I needed you to work.

498
00:26:17,058 --> 00:26:20,261
But we won't get to
see our families.

499
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:23,464
Our client is dead.

500
00:26:24,199 --> 00:26:25,199
Try and have
a little heart.

501
00:26:27,402 --> 00:26:29,270
All right.
Let's make this happen.

502
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:33,474
Hey, Sloane.

503
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:36,243
I know you've got a lot
on your plate right now,

504
00:26:36,278 --> 00:26:38,078
so after I met
with the caterers,

505
00:26:38,113 --> 00:26:39,413
I confirmed the party
with all the networks.

506
00:26:39,447 --> 00:26:42,416
Well, you're just wasting your
time because I already did that.

507
00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:44,318
I was just waiting for them
to call me back, so...

508
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:47,054
Oh, it wasn't a waste of time.
See, Carl was getting worried,

509
00:26:47,088 --> 00:26:49,056
so I figured somebody
around here needed to

510
00:26:49,090 --> 00:26:50,524
stop waiting
and start doing.

511
00:26:50,558 --> 00:26:52,393
Have a productive day.

512
00:26:58,633 --> 00:27:02,136
Did you see the way that Jason sabotaged
me with that whole catering thing?

513
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:04,038
He was helping you.
Yeah, right.

514
00:27:04,172 --> 00:27:06,440
There's only one VP slot
opening up in the new year,

515
00:27:06,474 --> 00:27:08,142
and he's trying to
steal it from me.

516
00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:10,177
But he better watch out because
I am going to throw the most

517
00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:12,046
talked about,
star-studded event ever!

518
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,280
Awesome. How?

519
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,083
I have no idea.
Good plan.

520
00:27:16,117 --> 00:27:18,018
I have three days!

521
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,253
Jason's right.
I'm screwed.

522
00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:22,022
Sloane, do you want
to do some yoga?

523
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:23,257
Yoga?

524
00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:25,059
No, I'm too stressed.

525
00:27:25,093 --> 00:27:26,527
It's just a party.

526
00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:30,464
It was. Now, we got to turn it into
a celebration of your entire life!

527
00:27:30,498 --> 00:27:31,498
Good thing I died young.

528
00:27:33,268 --> 00:27:35,202
I have to make a
career retrospective,

529
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,471
make blowups of the stills of all
the movies that you've been in,

530
00:27:37,505 --> 00:27:40,341
find other stars to make
touching anecdotes about you,

531
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:41,809
if they even
have one.

532
00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:45,312
And figure out a way to make "death
by cocktail garnish" seem dignified.

533
00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:47,214
It's three days
before Christmas.

534
00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,449
No one's in
their office.

535
00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:51,285
And even we don't have direct
numbers to celebrities.

536
00:27:52,354 --> 00:27:53,487
But I do.

537
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,526
What is this thing?

538
00:28:00,195 --> 00:28:01,362
Aluminum man.

539
00:28:01,396 --> 00:28:03,130
You paid money
for this?

540
00:28:03,164 --> 00:28:06,033
Sloane, I'm a movie star.
Disposable income?

541
00:28:10,038 --> 00:28:11,405
All right. Where did you say
I could find these keys?

542
00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,207
Under one of those
little rocks.

543
00:28:13,241 --> 00:28:15,142
Uh, yeah.
That's really helpful.

544
00:28:16,077 --> 00:28:18,412
You know, I feel kind of guilty
breaking into your house like this.

545
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,115
Shouldn't your parents be coming
over to take care of your things?

546
00:28:21,149 --> 00:28:22,249
Oh, both my parents
are dead.

547
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,052
Oh, I'm so sorry.

548
00:28:25,220 --> 00:28:27,254
Yeah, apparently
it's hereditary.

549
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:30,023
So, what's going to
happen with your stuff?

550
00:28:30,492 --> 00:28:33,293
You know, maybe I should
give some of it to my charity.

551
00:28:33,328 --> 00:28:35,229
Right. Your charity.

552
00:28:35,263 --> 00:28:36,296
No, seriously.

553
00:28:37,432 --> 00:28:39,299
...as the new spokeswoman
for Project Pearly Whites,

554
00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,502
I am thrilled to announce
that we have already donated

555
00:28:41,536 --> 00:28:45,205
over 5,000 tooth-bleaching kits
to the children of Uzbekistan.

556
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,209
They may be refugees, but now they
have something to smile about.

557
00:28:50,578 --> 00:28:54,281
That way, my legacy will live on
in their hearts and gums forever.

558
00:28:54,549 --> 00:28:55,516
Got it!

559
00:29:04,426 --> 00:29:06,326
Wait. How did you...

560
00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:13,066
Hello? Sloane, hey.
It's Patrick.

561
00:29:13,234 --> 00:29:14,435
Patrick. Hi!

562
00:29:15,403 --> 00:29:17,371
Um... What's up?

563
00:29:17,405 --> 00:29:19,239
<i>You know, I know you were
pretty upset last night.</i>

564
00:29:19,274 --> 00:29:20,407
Caitlin seemed like
an awesome girl.

565
00:29:20,442 --> 00:29:21,475
Aw!

566
00:29:22,110 --> 00:29:23,477
I just wanted to make sure
you were doing okay.

567
00:29:24,112 --> 00:29:25,345
Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

568
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,215
I mean, considering.

569
00:29:28,383 --> 00:29:30,117
It's really sweet
of you to call.

570
00:29:31,052 --> 00:29:33,287
<i>I must have seemed like</i>
<i>a total lunatic last night.</i>

571
00:29:33,421 --> 00:29:36,290
Not to me, you didn't.

572
00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:41,094
You still into
country line dancing?

573
00:29:41,262 --> 00:29:42,663
<i>I know this great place</i>
<i>in the valley.</i>

574
00:29:42,697 --> 00:29:46,200
What? Wait, wait, wait. When was I
ever into country line dancing?

575
00:29:46,434 --> 00:29:48,202
Try all through college.

576
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:50,370
No. Uh-uh.
That was you.

577
00:29:50,405 --> 00:29:52,072
You were into
line dancing.

578
00:29:52,106 --> 00:29:55,042
I only went along with it because
I thought the boots were hot.

579
00:29:55,076 --> 00:29:56,510
<i>Okay.</i>

580
00:29:56,544 --> 00:30:00,047
Well, you know, they also have really
great tacos. You still like those?

581
00:30:00,081 --> 00:30:02,082
Yes, I still like tacos.

582
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:04,451
All right.
Then how about it, huh?

583
00:30:05,119 --> 00:30:07,387
Say I'll pick you up around,
I don't know, 8:00?

584
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:11,291
You wear the sexy boots, and I'll
wear the oversized cowboy hat.

585
00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:14,261
Great. I mean...

586
00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:16,063
Yeah. Well, maybe.

587
00:30:16,097 --> 00:30:17,197
You know, I have to
check my schedule.

588
00:30:17,332 --> 00:30:21,168
Can I call you back and
then we'll, you know...

589
00:30:21,503 --> 00:30:22,536
It sounds like a plan.

590
00:30:23,171 --> 00:30:25,138
Oh, great.
Okay, thanks. Bye.

591
00:30:25,173 --> 00:30:27,307
What was that?
What?

592
00:30:27,342 --> 00:30:28,542
Why didn't you make
a date with him?

593
00:30:28,576 --> 00:30:31,144
I'm dating Andrew.
Hello.

594
00:30:31,179 --> 00:30:33,213
Please. Patrick is so
much better than Andrew.

595
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,449
You're just saying that
because he complimented you.

596
00:30:35,483 --> 00:30:38,218
No. I like him
because he's funny,

597
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:40,187
he's gorgeous and
he smells like cake.

598
00:30:41,222 --> 00:30:42,523
I know. He does, right?

599
00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,394
Stop. Anything with Patrick
and I is all in the past.

600
00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:50,097
I'm happy with Andrew.
But Patrick...

601
00:30:50,131 --> 00:30:52,165
Look. You want me to
change my ways?

602
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,435
Well then, help me out with pulling off
this party and getting that promotion,

603
00:30:55,470 --> 00:30:56,537
and that will change
my entire life.

604
00:30:57,372 --> 00:30:58,372
Fine.

605
00:31:00,475 --> 00:31:02,342
There. That ought
to do it.

606
00:31:04,345 --> 00:31:08,048
I have got the phone numbers of
everyone who's anyone in Hollywood.

607
00:31:08,483 --> 00:31:09,483
Now you do, too.

608
00:31:11,185 --> 00:31:13,453
Now don't you feel bad for
yelling at me to go away before?

609
00:31:14,222 --> 00:31:15,522
I do. I'm sorry.

610
00:31:18,426 --> 00:31:21,094
You should be sorry! Sucka!

611
00:31:33,274 --> 00:31:35,309
Okay, I've texted,

612
00:31:35,577 --> 00:31:38,378
emailed, tweeted, and IM-ed
every big name in town.

613
00:31:38,413 --> 00:31:41,248
I... Ah, that's it
for me tonight.

614
00:31:41,282 --> 00:31:43,283
I'm going to go home
and get some sleep.

615
00:31:43,585 --> 00:31:45,419
But it's almost midnight.
So?

616
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:47,554
I told you.

617
00:31:48,222 --> 00:31:51,124
You are going to be
visited by three ghosts

618
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:54,494
at the stroke of midnight
for the next three nights.

619
00:31:55,229 --> 00:31:57,230
You know, I really should
have won Best Actress.

620
00:31:57,265 --> 00:31:59,299
Wait, so you mean...

621
00:31:59,601 --> 00:32:02,336
You mean the crap you said in my
apartment last night was true?

622
00:32:02,370 --> 00:32:04,137
What, you think I came
back from the grave

623
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,372
to hook you up
with Brangelina?

624
00:32:06,074 --> 00:32:08,275
I am so not in the mood
to meet Casper tonight.

625
00:32:26,427 --> 00:32:29,262
What? Where are we?

626
00:32:31,132 --> 00:32:32,532
Why are you taking
your shoes off?

627
00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:36,370
Oh, I miss the feeling of
fake grass beneath my toes.

628
00:32:36,404 --> 00:32:39,106
Okay. What in the world
is going on right now?

629
00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:40,374
The clock just
struck 12:00.

630
00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:44,544
Are we ready? Yes, we are!

631
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:47,381
Yes, yes, yes we do!

632
00:32:47,415 --> 00:32:49,216
We got spirit,
how about you?

633
00:32:56,524 --> 00:32:59,493
Oh, my God, is that...
That looks like Brad!

634
00:33:00,194 --> 00:33:01,495
He was my first
boyfriend.

635
00:33:02,130 --> 00:33:04,064
Well, my first
everything.

636
00:33:04,098 --> 00:33:05,298
You slut!

637
00:33:05,433 --> 00:33:07,200
You! Put! Out!

638
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,402
She! Put! Out!

639
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,374
Okay, but what in the world
is he be doing here?

640
00:33:15,176 --> 00:33:17,344
Well, since I came here to
help you change your ways

641
00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:18,879
by fixing
your love life

642
00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:22,516
instead of the traditional, ordinary,
boring ghosts like they have in Dickens,

643
00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:26,319
I've arranged for you to be visited by
the spirits of three ex-boyfriends.

644
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:29,089
Wait a minute.
Are you telling me that

645
00:33:29,123 --> 00:33:30,524
Brad is the Ghost of
Christmas Past?

646
00:33:31,225 --> 00:33:34,361
Actually, as your ex-boyfriend,
he's the Ghost of Ex-mas Past!

647
00:33:35,496 --> 00:33:37,130
I have got to cheer.

648
00:33:40,401 --> 00:33:43,336
Merry Ex-Mas!
All right!

649
00:33:43,371 --> 00:33:45,072
That's what
I'm talking about.

650
00:33:48,242 --> 00:33:51,244
Wow! Brad, I can't
believe it's really you.

651
00:33:52,046 --> 00:33:54,014
Oh, my God,
are you dead?

652
00:33:54,482 --> 00:33:56,283
Yes, and it's
because of you.

653
00:33:58,052 --> 00:33:59,986
I guess you can die
from a broken heart.

654
00:34:01,189 --> 00:34:04,191
I'm just kidding! I'm not the
actual Brad that you dated,

655
00:34:04,225 --> 00:34:05,425
I'm just his spirit.

656
00:34:06,094 --> 00:34:08,095
The real Brad you know
is alive and well, I swear.

657
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,229
So why do you
look like him?

658
00:34:09,263 --> 00:34:11,164
To help you emotionally
access your past

659
00:34:11,199 --> 00:34:14,067
because, to you, Brad represents
an idealized view of love.

660
00:34:15,336 --> 00:34:18,004
It took me, like,
an hour to memorize that.

661
00:34:18,339 --> 00:34:20,373
Since you and Brad
dated so long ago,

662
00:34:20,408 --> 00:34:23,276
I thought he'd be the perfect
ex-boyfriend to show you your past.

663
00:34:24,045 --> 00:34:26,012
I know you.
You're in <i> Blood Prom!</i>

664
00:34:26,047 --> 00:34:27,414
You're the one
who got decapitated.

665
00:34:27,448 --> 00:34:29,282
Sorority sister
number two.

666
00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:31,284
That was the first movie
I ever did.

667
00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,385
You were awesome
in that.

668
00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:35,021
I saw your boobs.
Congrats.

669
00:34:36,124 --> 00:34:38,158
Ghost of Brad,
meet Ghost of Caitlin.

670
00:34:38,359 --> 00:34:40,460
I hope you don't mind if I
tag along with you guys.

671
00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:43,396
Technically, I'm not supposed to
horn in on the other ghosts' time,

672
00:34:43,431 --> 00:34:44,397
but I got bored.

673
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,300
That's cool, you should stay.
Hang out with us.

674
00:34:48,035 --> 00:34:49,302
Yeah. It'll be a blast!

675
00:34:50,104 --> 00:34:52,005
Yeah, it will.
Ready to get started?

676
00:34:52,206 --> 00:34:53,240
Do I have a choice?

677
00:34:53,274 --> 00:34:54,374
No.
No.

678
00:34:54,408 --> 00:34:57,310
Oh, my God,
that's me and my mom!

679
00:34:58,112 --> 00:35:00,347
Oh, you were so cute.
What happened?

680
00:35:01,149 --> 00:35:02,949
This is where
it all started.

681
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:05,952
Okay, now, sweetie.
what's the golden rule?

682
00:35:06,154 --> 00:35:08,355
"It's just as easy
to marry a rich man

683
00:35:08,389 --> 00:35:10,323
"as it is to marry
a poor one."

684
00:35:10,992 --> 00:35:12,192
Good girl.

685
00:35:12,393 --> 00:35:15,195
See, it's not really your
fault you're so shallow.

686
00:35:15,463 --> 00:35:17,330
You were just taught
from a very young age.

687
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,167
Oh, so we're blaming all
my problems on my mother?

688
00:35:20,468 --> 00:35:22,202
Well, guess what,
I'm nothing like her.

689
00:35:24,005 --> 00:35:26,173
Are you kidding?
You're exactly like her.

690
00:35:27,074 --> 00:35:29,176
Hey, Sloane. Can I talk
to you for a second?

691
00:35:29,343 --> 00:35:31,144
Hi, Darin,
what's up?

692
00:35:32,446 --> 00:35:35,081
You know the Snowflake
Formal is next week...

693
00:35:35,116 --> 00:35:36,216
I know,
I can't wait.

694
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,384
Yeah, me neither.

695
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,085
Oh, are you going?

696
00:35:39,453 --> 00:35:42,055
No. I mean, not yet.

697
00:35:42,356 --> 00:35:45,358
I mean, I want to.
Which is why I'm here.

698
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,462
See, I've always
really liked you...

699
00:35:49,497 --> 00:35:51,231
Oh, my God,
here comes me!

700
00:35:51,265 --> 00:35:52,465
Oh, my God,
here comes Brad.

701
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:55,035
Hey, Sloane, want to
go to the dance?

702
00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:57,470
I was hoping you'd ask.

703
00:35:58,139 --> 00:35:59,406
Dude, you totally
crotch-blocked him.

704
00:36:01,008 --> 00:36:02,008
That was sweet.

705
00:36:04,445 --> 00:36:06,213
Take a picture,
it'll last longer.

706
00:36:09,283 --> 00:36:10,317
Who was that guy?

707
00:36:11,185 --> 00:36:12,953
So, are you going to
rent a limo?

708
00:36:13,154 --> 00:36:14,221
Totally.

709
00:36:15,289 --> 00:36:17,991
See that?
This was the first time

710
00:36:18,025 --> 00:36:20,327
you left a guy hanging when
someone better came along.

711
00:36:20,361 --> 00:36:22,195
Not the last, though.

712
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,068
I cannot believe
Mike finally called you!

713
00:36:28,102 --> 00:36:29,236
I know!

714
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:32,205
Okay, I've been crushing
on him for, like, ever.

715
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:35,041
So I need to wear
something hot,

716
00:36:35,209 --> 00:36:37,978
maybe a little bit slutty,
so that when we go out...

717
00:36:38,012 --> 00:36:39,079
He'll want to stay in.
Exactly!

718
00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:40,347
Yes!

719
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:43,049
Okay, what do you
have in mind?

720
00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:46,453
Okay, ideally, I would
like to find something

721
00:36:46,487 --> 00:36:49,122
exactly like your
worship-me dress.

722
00:36:49,357 --> 00:36:51,157
Oh, okay.
Okay.

723
00:36:51,192 --> 00:36:52,993
But under 10 bucks.

724
00:36:53,027 --> 00:36:54,194
Oh, what?

725
00:36:54,228 --> 00:36:56,429
I know. I maxed out my Visa
getting a plane ticket home,

726
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,198
so I am broke.

727
00:36:58,432 --> 00:37:02,168
Well, luckily for you, I know a
little store called Sloane's Closet.

728
00:37:02,203 --> 00:37:04,337
And I think you'll find exactly
what you want in there.

729
00:37:04,972 --> 00:37:06,306
You'll let me borrow
your worship-me dress?

730
00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:08,241
Although, I'm sure if
you're wearing the dress,

731
00:37:08,276 --> 00:37:10,377
I'm gonna have to keep the dorm
room cleared out for the night.

732
00:37:10,411 --> 00:37:12,245
Shut up.

733
00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,314
You know, you're really
lucky you have Patrick

734
00:37:14,348 --> 00:37:17,417
because he would worship you
even if you were in a paper bag.

735
00:37:17,451 --> 00:37:19,219
I am pretty lucky,
aren't I?

736
00:37:20,421 --> 00:37:23,089
Oh, well, speaking of
clearing out...

737
00:37:24,425 --> 00:37:25,959
Hi.

738
00:37:25,993 --> 00:37:27,193
Oh, hey, babe.

739
00:37:27,228 --> 00:37:28,428
Hey.

740
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,398
Hi, Jenny.
Hi, Patrick.

741
00:37:31,432 --> 00:37:34,434
Oh, how sweet. It's the
guy you dumped me for!

742
00:37:34,468 --> 00:37:36,336
I dumped you because
I was going to college

743
00:37:36,370 --> 00:37:38,405
and you were staying back
to work in a tollbooth.

744
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,240
See? Trading up.

745
00:37:40,441 --> 00:37:43,043
Okay, I'm gonna go.

746
00:37:43,077 --> 00:37:44,244
Bye.
Bye.

747
00:37:44,478 --> 00:37:47,347
Okay, colored lights
or red lights on the tree?

748
00:37:47,481 --> 00:37:49,282
Colored. And blinking.

749
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:51,217
With at least one
strand burned out.

750
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:55,288
All right, it's my turn now.
Christmas ham or Christmas turkey?

751
00:37:55,323 --> 00:37:57,157
Turkey. Duh!

752
00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:58,992
Ham is for Easter.

753
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,126
Never let my grandma
hear you say that.

754
00:38:00,161 --> 00:38:02,062
She'll clobber you
with her basting spoon.

755
00:38:02,096 --> 00:38:03,330
I'm not kidding.
All right, all right.

756
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,932
Frosty or Rudolph?

757
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:08,201
The Grinch!
Me, too!

758
00:38:08,235 --> 00:38:10,036
Oh, I've got one.
Okay.

759
00:38:11,072 --> 00:38:12,372
Letters to Santa...
Hmm.

760
00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:15,241
...or sitting on Santa's lap
telling him what you want?

761
00:38:15,276 --> 00:38:16,409
Oh, the lap, definitely.

762
00:38:17,778 --> 00:38:20,080
Well, I always figured I'd have a
way better shot at convincing him

763
00:38:20,114 --> 00:38:21,948
to bring me the pony
if I asked him in person.

764
00:38:22,149 --> 00:38:24,184
Well, yeah,
that never happened.

765
00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:26,219
Well, here's
your chance.

766
00:38:28,322 --> 00:38:32,025
Go on, hop on up there.
One lap, no waiting.

767
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,994
Yeah, but that's for the kids.
I'm way too old.

768
00:38:34,028 --> 00:38:35,962
No, no, you're not.
Come on, it'll be fun.

769
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:38,431
Tell Santa to hear your
Christmas wish list.

770
00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:41,034
You know what? I've already
got exactly what I want.

771
00:38:41,068 --> 00:38:42,102
Come on.

772
00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:44,437
Hey!
Let's go, buddy.

773
00:38:44,472 --> 00:38:46,139
Okay, smile.

774
00:38:48,109 --> 00:38:50,243
Cute, Santa.
Merry Christmas.

775
00:38:51,012 --> 00:38:52,078
Ho! Ho! Ho!

776
00:38:52,113 --> 00:38:53,413
This picture
is adorable.

777
00:38:54,215 --> 00:38:56,049
Looks like you guys
were in love.

778
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,051
I never said
we weren't.

779
00:38:58,085 --> 00:38:59,386
Then how could you
let this happen?

780
00:39:19,407 --> 00:39:21,274
What'd you do, sneak out in
the middle of the night?

781
00:39:21,976 --> 00:39:24,077
No. I waited till
he went off to class,

782
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,178
and then I packed up my car.

783
00:39:29,150 --> 00:39:32,185
Come on. He was going off
to medical school in Iowa.

784
00:39:32,987 --> 00:39:34,120
What was I going
to do there?

785
00:39:34,155 --> 00:39:36,189
Wear some overalls
and watch the corn grow?

786
00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:40,193
It was unfair of him
to ask me to go with him.

787
00:39:40,227 --> 00:39:42,095
Okay, so you didn't
trade up from a guy,

788
00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:43,430
you traded up
for what?

789
00:39:44,265 --> 00:39:46,166
Glamour?
A bigger paycheck?

790
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,434
Okay, I made a choice.

791
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,969
I'm allowed to breakup
with a guy if I want to.

792
00:39:51,238 --> 00:39:52,405
But you didn't even
have the guts

793
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,107
to tell him in person
you were leaving him?

794
00:39:55,042 --> 00:39:57,143
That's cold, Sloane.
Even for you.

795
00:39:57,178 --> 00:39:59,045
Hey, if I want
the opinion

796
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,413
of some dead B-lister,
I'll ask, okay?

797
00:40:03,384 --> 00:40:05,151
What? Two chicks
fighting is hot.

798
00:40:06,187 --> 00:40:07,420
Okay. What do you
want from me?

799
00:40:07,455 --> 00:40:09,355
He was my college
boyfriend, that's all.

800
00:40:10,124 --> 00:40:13,259
It's not like we were to spend
the rest of our lives together.

801
00:40:22,303 --> 00:40:23,336
He was going
to propose?

802
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:29,075
I didn't know. How was I
supposed to know that?

803
00:40:29,110 --> 00:40:30,143
You couldn't have.

804
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:33,413
You didn't stick around
long enough to find out.

805
00:40:42,223 --> 00:40:44,324
It's barely
a quarter carat.

806
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:47,060
I would have held out
for something better, too.

807
00:40:47,495 --> 00:40:49,129
Oh, you went for something
better, all right.

808
00:40:53,467 --> 00:40:55,135
You made trading up
an art form.

809
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:07,113
Wait, you slept
with Jason?

810
00:41:07,148 --> 00:41:08,248
You are such a slut!

811
00:41:09,116 --> 00:41:10,350
I like it!

812
00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:12,252
And you traded up
from him to Andrew.

813
00:41:12,286 --> 00:41:13,453
And that's where
I'm going to stay.

814
00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:16,055
No. What's so wrong
with trading up?

815
00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:18,291
The older you get, the more
you know what you want.

816
00:41:18,325 --> 00:41:19,993
But you're not going after
what your heart wants.

817
00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:23,229
All you care about is the shiny
wrappings, not what's inside.

818
00:41:23,264 --> 00:41:26,132
Bull. Andrew's everything
I've been looking for.

819
00:41:26,167 --> 00:41:29,068
He's powerful, ambitious,
well-connected.

820
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:31,104
His family practically
built Hollywood.

821
00:41:31,138 --> 00:41:34,207
Plus, he's got an ass you just
want to sink your teeth into.

822
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,441
Oh, yes, he does.

823
00:41:35,476 --> 00:41:37,076
I'm not trading him in
for anyone.

824
00:41:37,344 --> 00:41:39,445
Hmm. But would he say
the same thing about you?

825
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:41,347
No doubt.

826
00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:45,185
You're not the only one looking
for the shiniest penny.

827
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,421
What do you think he's doing all those
late nights when he's not with you?

828
00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:50,323
Meeting with clients.

829
00:41:50,357 --> 00:41:52,458
Yeah, blonde clients
willing to do anything

830
00:41:52,493 --> 00:41:54,227
to break
into Hollywood.

831
00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:55,461
You're lying.

832
00:42:09,243 --> 00:42:10,210
Nice nap?

833
00:42:17,184 --> 00:42:19,385
You know, I only got
two hours of sleep,

834
00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:21,254
because of you and your
damn ghost parade.

835
00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:25,458
He was lying,
wasn't he?

836
00:42:29,029 --> 00:42:30,029
I thought you knew.

837
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,200
I mean,
everybody knows.

838
00:42:37,438 --> 00:42:39,038
Did you and Andrew...

839
00:42:39,206 --> 00:42:41,274
Ew! No! He's like 30.

840
00:42:41,475 --> 00:42:42,442
Gross.

841
00:42:56,423 --> 00:42:58,124
Jeez, Sloane,
you look exhausted.

842
00:42:58,158 --> 00:43:00,026
You didn't let any clients
see you like that, did you?

843
00:43:01,128 --> 00:43:02,128
The hell?
What was that for?

844
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:03,129
The blonde!

845
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,297
Which blonde?

846
00:43:05,032 --> 00:43:06,032
There was more than one?

847
00:43:16,226 --> 00:43:17,327
SLlieve
you cheated on me.

848
00:43:17,361 --> 00:43:20,163
Sloane, it was one time
and she meant nothing to me.

849
00:43:20,197 --> 00:43:22,065
I can't even remember
Sarah's name!

850
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,166
Sarah?

851
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,234
Sarah, Debra...
Whatever.

852
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,036
Look, please give me a chance
to make this up to you.

853
00:43:27,071 --> 00:43:28,271
We've got our reservations
at Panache tonight.

854
00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:30,273
Let's go out,
you and me,

855
00:43:30,307 --> 00:43:33,142
and just spend some time
together, out of the office.

856
00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:36,946
Let's not let my little mistake turn
into a tragedy by losing our table.

857
00:43:37,081 --> 00:43:38,314
Little mistake?

858
00:43:39,049 --> 00:43:41,184
The only mistake I made
was trusting you.

859
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:43,219
And those reservations
are mine.

860
00:43:43,253 --> 00:43:45,421
I'm going to dinner
and you can't come.

861
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:47,390
Sloane...

862
00:43:48,058 --> 00:43:50,326
What the...

863
00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:53,396
Is that vodka?

864
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:58,067
Oh, my God, where
did that come from?

865
00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:03,206
I'm sorry, Sloane.
This completely sucks.

866
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:06,309
I know. I'm never gonna
get that promotion now.

867
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:09,912
Andrew's father
owns this firm.

868
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:11,014
Hell, he... He...

869
00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:13,149
Hey!

870
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,219
He practically owns
half of Hollywood.

871
00:44:16,253 --> 00:44:19,188
And now that Andrew and I broke
up, he'll probably fire me.

872
00:44:19,223 --> 00:44:21,124
Might even have
me blacklisted.

873
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:23,026
Oh, God!

874
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:25,028
I'm going to have to
move to the Valley.

875
00:44:26,263 --> 00:44:28,264
And do PR for people that are
castmates on <i> Rock of Love.</i>

876
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:29,365
My life is over!

877
00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:31,934
Yeah, I know
how you feel.

878
00:44:33,137 --> 00:44:34,170
Sorry.

879
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:35,338
It's fine.

880
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:37,306
Look, Andrew's a jerk.

881
00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,342
You should go out and bang
someone else to get even.

882
00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,343
That's what I'd do.

883
00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:42,245
Patrick!

884
00:44:44,448 --> 00:44:47,283
I'm not going to sleep with
Patrick to get back at Andrew.

885
00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:51,054
Okay, well, why not sleep with
Patrick for no reason at all?

886
00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:57,093
Sloane! How you doing?

887
00:44:57,227 --> 00:44:58,995
Uh, good, good.

888
00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:02,365
You know, I am free tonight and I
wanted to see what you're up to.

889
00:45:02,399 --> 00:45:04,033
Uh, you want
to go to dinner,

890
00:45:04,068 --> 00:45:05,268
Panache? 9:00?

891
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:06,936
Definitely.

892
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,371
See you then.

893
00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:11,974
Mission accomplished!

894
00:45:12,142 --> 00:45:13,342
Hey, Sloane,

895
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,978
I heard you
and Andrew broke up.

896
00:45:18,949 --> 00:45:19,949
Who's winning now?

897
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:23,986
What a dill weed.

898
00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:25,221
Yeah, screw him.

899
00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:27,123
You know, we'll see who's laughing
when I get that promotion.

900
00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:28,958
Sloane, you know
that Andrew...

901
00:45:28,992 --> 00:45:30,193
Screw him, too!

902
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:31,961
You know what? He doesn't
decide who gets the VP slot,

903
00:45:31,995 --> 00:45:33,362
his dad does.

904
00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,965
And when I show Carl what a kickass
memorial that I can throw,

905
00:45:35,999 --> 00:45:39,001
I will get the promotion whether
I'm dating Andrew or not.

906
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:40,369
I am loving the new you.

907
00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:43,306
Screw you all!
We've got a party to plan.

908
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:44,307
Let's go
to your house.

909
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:48,945
Okay, you have to help me pick out
the most amazing dress to wear

910
00:45:48,979 --> 00:45:50,079
to my memorial.

911
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:51,414
I want to be
the first person ever

912
00:45:51,448 --> 00:45:54,250
to make it on to the
best-dressed list posthumously.

913
00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:56,385
Sounds like fun.

914
00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:05,161
Um, usually people wear something a little
more conservative in the afterlife.

915
00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:09,098
What did I die of, boredom?

916
00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:16,939
You look like Big Bird.

917
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,110
I think
we have a winner!

918
00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:26,916
Damn! I am
one hot corpse.

919
00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:29,952
Okay, now what?

920
00:46:30,287 --> 00:46:31,454
Well, uh,
now I got to run.

921
00:46:31,488 --> 00:46:33,990
Oh! I'm going to be late to
meet Patrick for dinner.

922
00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:37,193
Okay, you cannot go to
Panache looking like that.

923
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:51,340
I'm seeing this patient,
little girl,

924
00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,042
and she's, uh...

925
00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:58,314
She stuck six string beans all the way
up her nose, just one after the other.

926
00:46:59,049 --> 00:47:01,184
Oh, my God,
what did you do?

927
00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,885
I told her
she wasn't eating right.

928
00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:08,958
It's like deja vu, huh?

929
00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:10,126
Us having dinner.

930
00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:14,163
Hmm. Me telling terrible
jokes and you...

931
00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:16,199
Molting.

932
00:47:16,233 --> 00:47:18,367
Okay, it was the
only thing that fit.

933
00:47:18,402 --> 00:47:20,336
I didn't have the time
to find anything to wear.

934
00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:21,938
I've been
a little stressed.

935
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:24,240
It is a good thing you're
dining with Dr. Love.

936
00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:26,008
Dr. Love?

937
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:28,945
Well, it's either that
or Dr. Feel-Good.

938
00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:31,347
Drink two of these.
Call me in the morning.

939
00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:35,084
You were always good
at making me laugh.

940
00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:36,352
Yeah?

941
00:47:36,386 --> 00:47:37,920
Yeah, I miss that.

942
00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:39,355
I miss you.

943
00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:42,158
Yeah, well,
I got to be honest.

944
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:44,193
I was a little nervous
about meeting you tonight.

945
00:47:44,228 --> 00:47:45,294
What? Why?

946
00:47:45,329 --> 00:47:47,964
Ah, 'cause, you know,
what if you'd changed,

947
00:47:47,998 --> 00:47:49,332
and you weren't the same girl
that I'd fell in love with?

948
00:47:51,101 --> 00:47:54,937
What I was really scared of
is what if you hadn't changed

949
00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:57,173
and all those feelings
came rushing back?

950
00:47:58,342 --> 00:48:00,109
Patrick.

951
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,877
Sloane.

952
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,280
Come here.

953
00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:07,984
Sloane!

954
00:48:08,185 --> 00:48:10,253
Andrew? What... What
are you doing here?

955
00:48:11,088 --> 00:48:12,121
Who's this guy?

956
00:48:12,155 --> 00:48:14,156
This is my... boss,
Andrew.

957
00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:15,358
Andrew,
this is Patrick.

958
00:48:15,392 --> 00:48:16,359
Hey, how're you doing?

959
00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:20,129
I was going to wait until
Christmas to do this, but, um...

960
00:48:23,267 --> 00:48:26,202
Okay!
What's going on here?

961
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:30,239
Patrick, I am so sorry. I have
no idea what he is doing.

962
00:48:30,274 --> 00:48:33,309
Sloane, this morning you told me that
the only way you would take me back

963
00:48:34,011 --> 00:48:35,945
was that if I could prove
that I'm committed to you

964
00:48:36,947 --> 00:48:37,913
and only you.

965
00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:39,215
Is this proof enough?

966
00:48:45,155 --> 00:48:46,155
Marry me.

967
00:48:46,323 --> 00:48:48,924
What? Okay.

968
00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:53,296
I don't know
what to say.

969
00:48:57,401 --> 00:48:59,101
Say yes!

970
00:49:09,246 --> 00:49:11,013
I can't believe
you did all this!

971
00:49:11,048 --> 00:49:12,148
So, what do you say?

972
00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,251
Yes!

973
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,057
SLOA Don't you love it?

974
00:49:38,091 --> 00:49:39,158
It's beautiful.

975
00:49:42,329 --> 00:49:44,230
Ah!
Beautiful.

976
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:46,899
Wow! It's perfect for you.

977
00:49:50,103 --> 00:49:51,237
Are you happy?

978
00:49:51,271 --> 00:49:53,839
I'm ecstatic.
We're getting married!

979
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,141
Sweet!

980
00:50:01,314 --> 00:50:02,848
Still?

981
00:50:02,883 --> 00:50:05,317
I thought you'd be gone.
Crossed over or whatever.

982
00:50:06,019 --> 00:50:07,186
Why would you think that?

983
00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:09,989
'Cause I heeded your warning
and changed my life.

984
00:50:10,957 --> 00:50:13,125
Oh, my God,
it's a glacier!

985
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,427
Congratulations!

986
00:50:14,461 --> 00:50:17,129
Now that is quite an improvement
on the last ring he bought you.

987
00:50:17,164 --> 00:50:18,230
What are you
talking about?

988
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:20,266
That chip Patrick
bought you in the past.

989
00:50:20,901 --> 00:50:23,869
Caitlin. I didn't choose Patrick.
I chose Andrew.

990
00:50:24,304 --> 00:50:26,038
Well, good choice.

991
00:50:26,073 --> 00:50:28,174
Come on! Look, I'm
going to have it all.

992
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:30,309
The perfect job, the perfect
husband the perfect life!

993
00:50:31,011 --> 00:50:32,144
Yeah, well,
it won't be perfect.

994
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,147
You know, you haven't
changed your ways at all.

995
00:50:35,182 --> 00:50:36,315
Not at all.

996
00:50:37,918 --> 00:50:39,251
Hanging out by the
ladies' room, loser?

997
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,920
I came to find you.

998
00:50:41,254 --> 00:50:43,956
Why, to congratulate
me on my engagement?

999
00:50:43,990 --> 00:50:46,058
No, because
it's midnight.

1000
00:50:46,093 --> 00:50:47,093
So what?

1001
00:50:48,361 --> 00:50:50,062
Do you want to tell
her or should I?

1002
00:50:51,164 --> 00:50:52,965
Wait, you can see her?

1003
00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,366
Duh! I'm the last guy
that dumped you.

1004
00:50:54,401 --> 00:50:56,168
I dumped you. Whatever
makes you feel better.

1005
00:50:56,336 --> 00:50:58,938
Either way, I'm your most
recent ex-boyfriend.

1006
00:50:59,172 --> 00:51:02,041
Sloane, meet the Ghost
of Ex-mas Present.

1007
00:51:02,075 --> 00:51:03,876
Okay, so you're not
the real Jason,

1008
00:51:03,910 --> 00:51:05,945
you're just a spirit
that looks like him.

1009
00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:07,847
Bingo. And I get to show you

1010
00:51:07,881 --> 00:51:10,316
all the ways your bitchitude
affects those around you.

1011
00:51:10,350 --> 00:51:11,884
Ooh, nice one!

1012
00:51:11,918 --> 00:51:13,219
Thank you.

1013
00:51:13,253 --> 00:51:15,988
Awesome. This is so much more fun
than celebrating with my fiance.

1014
00:51:16,223 --> 00:51:18,891
Oh, you want to spend time with
the people you care about?

1015
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,160
Well, guess what,
so does everyone else.

1016
00:51:22,028 --> 00:51:23,162
Don't cry, baby.

1017
00:51:24,965 --> 00:51:26,232
We'll still have
Christmas, just...

1018
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,034
a day late.

1019
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:33,305
Because Mommy has to
work on Christmas Day.

1020
00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:36,108
Meanie!
I know.

1021
00:51:36,276 --> 00:51:39,078
What? We all have to
make sacrifices for work.

1022
00:51:39,246 --> 00:51:42,014
But you only make them
when they benefit who?

1023
00:51:42,315 --> 00:51:43,949
Oh! You.

1024
00:51:48,922 --> 00:51:49,889
Hey, babe.

1025
00:51:51,258 --> 00:51:53,325
Sweetie, we should talk about
Christmas bonuses for the staff.

1026
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,327
We'll be lucky
to pay them at all.

1027
00:51:55,996 --> 00:51:57,096
It's that bad?

1028
00:51:57,130 --> 00:51:58,130
It is.

1029
00:51:59,099 --> 00:52:00,132
You know,

1030
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:04,069
maybe once Sloane's clients start
using their gift certificates,

1031
00:52:04,104 --> 00:52:05,271
business will pick up.

1032
00:52:05,305 --> 00:52:06,839
Don't hold your breath.

1033
00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:08,874
Oh! Oh, my God,
I forgot.

1034
00:52:09,176 --> 00:52:10,276
I'll just take care
of it tomorrow.

1035
00:52:11,077 --> 00:52:13,312
You're too late. The firm's
gift bags are packed today.

1036
00:52:13,346 --> 00:52:14,947
You missed
your chance.

1037
00:52:14,981 --> 00:52:16,115
At least I offered.

1038
00:52:16,149 --> 00:52:17,983
Oh, I'm sure that'll
be a comfort to them

1039
00:52:18,018 --> 00:52:19,151
when the business
goes under.

1040
00:52:19,186 --> 00:52:20,953
We're talking
about Sloane Spencer.

1041
00:52:20,987 --> 00:52:22,955
I don't know why you even
bother being friends with her.

1042
00:52:22,989 --> 00:52:24,890
She was my roommate
in college.

1043
00:52:24,925 --> 00:52:25,958
What do you
want me to do,

1044
00:52:25,992 --> 00:52:27,126
just stop speaking
to her altogether?

1045
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,228
If that'll stop her
taking you for granted?

1046
00:52:29,262 --> 00:52:30,296
Then yes.

1047
00:52:31,164 --> 00:52:32,164
Ed...

1048
00:52:35,302 --> 00:52:38,003
Oh! That was fun!
You ready to go?

1049
00:52:41,074 --> 00:52:42,975
You're going to
be so handsome!

1050
00:52:46,046 --> 00:52:48,013
Oh! Hello?

1051
00:52:48,048 --> 00:52:49,949
Hey, baby. Bad news.

1052
00:52:50,217 --> 00:52:52,218
<i>Uh, my business trip</i>
<i>got extended a few days.</i>

1053
00:52:52,252 --> 00:52:54,119
I won't be back
tonight after all.

1054
00:52:54,287 --> 00:52:56,088
You're not coming home
for Christmas?

1055
00:52:56,122 --> 00:52:58,357
<i>Sorry, Viv, but it's</i>
<i>a million dollar deal.</i>

1056
00:52:59,392 --> 00:53:00,826
<i>Tell you what,</i>

1057
00:53:00,861 --> 00:53:03,095
buy yourself something pretty,
that'll cheer you up.

1058
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:08,300
Hello again.

1059
00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:13,172
Well, she can just
spend the day with me.

1060
00:53:13,206 --> 00:53:15,074
I mean, no one wants to
be alone on Christmas.

1061
00:53:15,275 --> 00:53:17,910
You're going to be busy
working at Caitlin's party.

1062
00:53:18,078 --> 00:53:20,212
Unless you think your mom
is worth skipping it.

1063
00:53:20,247 --> 00:53:21,981
No,
I can't skip that,

1064
00:53:22,015 --> 00:53:23,949
I'll lose the promotion
for sure.

1065
00:53:23,984 --> 00:53:26,085
I'll just see her
on the 26th. Who cares?

1066
00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:27,953
Not you.
That's for sure.

1067
00:53:28,922 --> 00:53:30,122
I think you need
a little brother.

1068
00:53:30,357 --> 00:53:35,094
Purebred, show quality, wildly
expensive little brother.

1069
00:53:36,329 --> 00:53:39,865
All right, one more look
at Ex-mas Present to go.

1070
00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:48,007
<i>I just heard we're doing six</i>
<i>days on location in Mexico.</i>

1071
00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,174
Are you happy?

1072
00:53:49,209 --> 00:53:51,243
<i>Hell, yeah!</i> I'm ecstatic!
We're getting married!

1073
00:53:51,378 --> 00:53:52,912
Sweet!

1074
00:53:52,946 --> 00:53:55,080
<i>You're damn right, it's sweet.
It's fantastic.</i>

1075
00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:58,317
I don't believe it. He was on
the phone the entire time?

1076
00:53:59,019 --> 00:54:00,185
Yep.

1077
00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:02,187
Hurts when someone you care
about ignores you, huh?

1078
00:54:02,222 --> 00:54:04,056
So, why are you
showing me this?

1079
00:54:04,090 --> 00:54:06,926
This isn't me doing anything wrong.
I'm the victim here!

1080
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,094
No, you're not.
He is.

1081
00:54:13,233 --> 00:54:14,199
Patrick.

1082
00:54:16,937 --> 00:54:17,970
God, he left?

1083
00:54:18,138 --> 00:54:19,171
Guess he doesn't
like threesomes.

1084
00:54:21,942 --> 00:54:23,208
I can't believe I didn't
even notice him leave.

1085
00:54:24,911 --> 00:54:26,011
Wait, why are we
watching this?

1086
00:54:27,314 --> 00:54:30,182
To try and make you realize that
your actions have consequences.

1087
00:54:30,917 --> 00:54:32,284
If you go on treating
people like this,

1088
00:54:32,953 --> 00:54:34,186
you're going to
end up alone.

1089
00:54:34,220 --> 00:54:36,188
That's what I meant by
changing your ways, Sloane.

1090
00:54:36,323 --> 00:54:38,290
Fine. I'll call everyone
and apologize.

1091
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:40,893
It's going to take
more than words, Sloane.

1092
00:54:41,127 --> 00:54:46,999
All right. Well, Caitlin's party is
in exactly 33 hours and 10 minutes.

1093
00:54:47,033 --> 00:54:49,335
So, once that's done, I'll
make nice with everyone, okay?

1094
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,070
Oh! She's going to make
nice with everyone.

1095
00:54:51,104 --> 00:54:52,104
Hmm, imagine that.

1096
00:54:53,106 --> 00:54:54,139
You just don't
get it, do you?

1097
00:54:58,845 --> 00:55:00,913
Hi, Patricagain.

1098
00:55:01,781 --> 00:55:04,817
I really need to talk to
you, so can you call me?

1099
00:55:05,819 --> 00:55:06,785
Bye.

1100
00:55:06,987 --> 00:55:08,787
Still not
calling you back, huh?

1101
00:55:08,955 --> 00:55:12,124
Some people are so
inconsiderate these days.

1102
00:55:12,926 --> 00:55:14,994
I feel like I haven't
slept in three days.

1103
00:55:15,862 --> 00:55:19,098
Well, you've been running around with
ghosts all night, what'd you expect?

1104
00:55:19,799 --> 00:55:20,899
I, on the other hand,

1105
00:55:20,934 --> 00:55:22,835
feel better rested than I
have in my entire life!

1106
00:55:22,869 --> 00:55:24,903
Hmm. Death'll
do that to you.

1107
00:55:30,043 --> 00:55:31,210
How you doing, babe?

1108
00:55:31,244 --> 00:55:33,178
I'm upset. I got in a
fight with someone,

1109
00:55:33,213 --> 00:55:35,781
and I'm not sure how to
make things right with him.

1110
00:55:35,815 --> 00:55:37,850
Well, get him a basket of pears
from Harry and David or something.

1111
00:55:37,884 --> 00:55:40,853
We can't afford to lose anymore
clients now that Caitlin's gone.

1112
00:55:40,887 --> 00:55:43,989
He's not a client. He's...
A guy I knew in college.

1113
00:55:44,190 --> 00:55:46,125
Oh! So no biggie.

1114
00:55:48,028 --> 00:55:50,162
But it is.
He's my friend.

1115
00:55:50,196 --> 00:55:52,064
I think I hurt
his feelings and...

1116
00:55:52,098 --> 00:55:54,166
Babe, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm
really under the gun here.

1117
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,934
Can we talk
about this later?

1118
00:55:57,237 --> 00:55:59,838
Oh, sure, I guess.

1119
00:56:00,006 --> 00:56:01,073
I'll tell you what.

1120
00:56:03,209 --> 00:56:06,211
Go out and buy yourself something pretty.
It'll cheer you up.

1121
00:56:08,882 --> 00:56:09,948
Thanks.

1122
00:56:13,820 --> 00:56:15,788
You guys are going to
have an awesome marriage.

1123
00:56:15,822 --> 00:56:17,122
Oh, my God.
I am trying, okay?

1124
00:56:17,157 --> 00:56:20,192
I can't fix a lifetime's worth
of relationships in one day.

1125
00:56:20,226 --> 00:56:21,794
Well, try harder.

1126
00:56:23,897 --> 00:56:25,864
<i>Hey, Jenny! It's Sloane.</i>

1127
00:56:25,899 --> 00:56:28,233
Hey, sweetie, I've got my hands full.
Can I call you back?

1128
00:56:28,935 --> 00:56:30,235
I really need
to talk to you.

1129
00:56:30,937 --> 00:56:32,037
What's wrong?
Are you okay?

1130
00:56:32,205 --> 00:56:33,238
Yeah, I just...

1131
00:56:34,874 --> 00:56:35,974
It's just
I've been thinking.

1132
00:56:37,343 --> 00:56:40,879
I know that my work has been taking
up a lot of my attention lately,

1133
00:56:40,914 --> 00:56:42,114
and I just wanted
to tell you...

1134
00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:43,849
9-1-1!

1135
00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:45,084
I need to call you back.

1136
00:56:45,285 --> 00:56:46,852
<i>Ella, what's wrong?</i>

1137
00:56:46,886 --> 00:56:50,956
I was watching the DVD of
Caitlin's career retrospective

1138
00:56:50,990 --> 00:56:53,792
and it includes the <i> COPS </i> episode
where Caitlin got arrested

1139
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,828
for shoplifting
herpes medicine.

1140
00:56:56,296 --> 00:56:59,131
Okay, that whole thing
was so not my fault.

1141
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,002
What? I was gonna pay for it, but
the pharmacy guy was smoking hot!

1142
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,205
Okay, you want me to go
over there and be like,

1143
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:10,742
"Hello, can I buy some ointment to
put out the fire in my underpants?"

1144
00:57:10,777 --> 00:57:11,844
No! It's humiliating!

1145
00:57:13,113 --> 00:57:14,913
Oh, and there's nothing embarrassing
at all about stealing it?

1146
00:57:15,215 --> 00:57:16,748
Um...

1147
00:57:19,052 --> 00:57:20,018
Are you sure?

1148
00:57:21,187 --> 00:57:23,055
'Cause I think it's a
little embarrassing.

1149
00:57:24,057 --> 00:57:28,093
We put a copy in every gift bag.
All 2,000 of them.

1150
00:57:29,129 --> 00:57:30,896
Oh! I mean, yes.

1151
00:57:31,064 --> 00:57:32,998
You're right. Get the gift
bags back, right away.

1152
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,032
Got it.

1153
00:57:36,102 --> 00:57:39,037
You know, what I want to know is why in
the world would someone that good-looking

1154
00:57:39,072 --> 00:57:40,772
become a pharmacist?

1155
00:57:40,807 --> 00:57:43,075
Hey, Jenny! It's Sloane again.
I'm really sorry.

1156
00:57:43,109 --> 00:57:44,209
Hey! What happened?
Are you okay?

1157
00:57:45,044 --> 00:57:48,914
It's just I'm surrounded
by crazy people here at work

1158
00:57:48,948 --> 00:57:50,249
and they just won't
leave me alone.

1159
00:57:50,283 --> 00:57:51,884
Try being married to Ed!

1160
00:57:51,918 --> 00:57:54,052
Okay, he is so stressed out, he's
acting like a total lunatic.

1161
00:57:54,087 --> 00:57:57,189
This morning, I literally caught
him talking to a Cornish game hen.

1162
00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:59,191
As long as the chicken's
not talking back to him.

1163
00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:00,993
Seriously.

1164
00:58:01,027 --> 00:58:03,962
But you know what? He's going to
chill out once business picks up

1165
00:58:03,997 --> 00:58:06,932
and people start using those gift
certificates you sent out for us.

1166
00:58:07,133 --> 00:58:10,135
Oh! The gift certificates.

1167
00:58:11,938 --> 00:58:12,971
You didn't send
them out, did you?

1168
00:58:13,006 --> 00:58:14,006
Um...

1169
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:15,974
Sloane! You promised!

1170
00:58:16,009 --> 00:58:17,843
I know,
and I'm really sorry.

1171
00:58:17,877 --> 00:58:19,211
There's just been so much
going on with work.

1172
00:58:19,245 --> 00:58:21,146
Did you hear?
You got the promotion!

1173
00:58:22,115 --> 00:58:23,081
What?

1174
00:58:23,950 --> 00:58:25,751
Sloane?
Uh, Jenny, I'm sorry.

1175
00:58:25,785 --> 00:58:26,885
I'm gonna have to
call you back again,

1176
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,121
<i>I'm really, really sorry.</i>
But I need... Sloane!

1177
00:58:30,857 --> 00:58:31,890
I got the promotion?

1178
00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:34,026
Uh-uh! You gotta be
kidding me, right?

1179
00:58:34,928 --> 00:58:36,028
Of course
I'm kidding.

1180
00:58:36,829 --> 00:58:37,963
Why would they
promote you?

1181
00:58:46,039 --> 00:58:47,973
Listen, you little jerk.

1182
00:58:49,209 --> 00:58:53,145
So far today, I've set up visas
with the state department

1183
00:58:53,179 --> 00:58:55,914
to allow the Vienna Boys Choir
to perform at the premiere.

1184
00:58:56,115 --> 00:59:00,986
I've arranged transpo and housing for
23 of Caitlin's childhood friends.

1185
00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:03,956
I just confirmed Lady Gaga
to sing <i> Paparazzi,</i>

1186
00:59:03,990 --> 00:59:05,290
Caitlin's favorite song,

1187
00:59:05,325 --> 00:59:09,795
and I just negotiated with Elton
John to rewrite <i>Candle in the Wind</i>

1188
00:59:09,829 --> 00:59:11,129
to sing at Caitlin's
graveside.

1189
00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:13,799
I haven't showered,
I haven't slept,

1190
00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:16,001
I've got ex-boyfriends
popping up left and right

1191
00:59:16,035 --> 00:59:18,971
and you want to take out your
prepubescent insecurities on me,

1192
00:59:19,005 --> 00:59:20,105
to make yourself
feel better?

1193
00:59:25,011 --> 00:59:26,111
It was just a joke.

1194
00:59:26,145 --> 00:59:28,013
I don't have time
for jokes!

1195
00:59:31,784 --> 00:59:33,051
Now, will you
please excuse me.

1196
00:59:34,887 --> 00:59:38,190
Oh! Have a productive day.

1197
00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,231
- Well done.
- Thank you.

1198
00:59:47,033 --> 00:59:48,166
I've to call Jenny back.

1199
00:59:48,935 --> 00:59:49,935
Yes, you do.

1200
00:59:50,937 --> 00:59:53,071
Jenny! It's me again.

1201
00:59:53,806 --> 00:59:56,141
Oh, hey, Sloane. Can you
hold on just a second?

1202
01:00:03,182 --> 01:00:04,850
She hung up on me.

1203
01:00:06,252 --> 01:00:09,821
What? Brad was right.
Chick fights are hot.

1204
01:00:10,256 --> 01:00:12,824
Maybe you should send
her a basket of pears.

1205
01:00:22,935 --> 01:00:23,935
11:30.

1206
01:00:24,270 --> 01:00:26,038
It's almost Christmas,
you know.

1207
01:00:26,172 --> 01:00:27,939
If you want to make
things right with Patrick,

1208
01:00:27,974 --> 01:00:29,074
you kind of
need to do it now.

1209
01:00:31,077 --> 01:00:32,844
Where do you
think I'm going?

1210
01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:42,454
Hey, man.

1211
01:00:42,488 --> 01:00:45,991
It is really, really late, and you
need some sleep so Santa can come.

1212
01:00:46,025 --> 01:00:47,025
All right?

1213
01:00:49,996 --> 01:00:51,129
Did you hear that?

1214
01:00:51,164 --> 01:00:53,031
I think I just heard
reindeer on the rooftop.

1215
01:00:53,933 --> 01:00:56,201
Close your eyes. Come on.
Gotta get some sleep.

1216
01:00:58,171 --> 01:01:00,005
Goodnight, buddy.

1217
01:01:05,878 --> 01:01:06,978
Patrick? Uh...

1218
01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:09,081
Patrick! Wait!

1219
01:01:09,282 --> 01:01:10,816
What?

1220
01:01:10,850 --> 01:01:13,251
I wanted to explain to
you about last night.

1221
01:01:13,286 --> 01:01:15,053
No, that's okay,
I understand.

1222
01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:16,988
I mean, what, we've
been apart for years.

1223
01:01:17,023 --> 01:01:19,124
It would be silly for me to think
that you hadn't met somebody else

1224
01:01:19,158 --> 01:01:20,959
in all this time, but
what I don't understand

1225
01:01:20,993 --> 01:01:22,894
is why you felt the need to
flaunt it in front of me.

1226
01:01:22,929 --> 01:01:24,062
Flaunt it?

1227
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:25,163
What do you mean?

1228
01:01:25,198 --> 01:01:26,865
We were on a date.

1229
01:01:27,066 --> 01:01:30,202
And you left in the middle of that date
to get... Oh, what was that? Engaged!

1230
01:01:31,971 --> 01:01:33,205
What kind of a person
does that?

1231
01:01:33,239 --> 01:01:34,239
Look, you don't
understand.

1232
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:36,842
I thought that Andrew
and I had broken up.

1233
01:01:37,009 --> 01:01:38,944
He cheated on me,
see, so I called you...

1234
01:01:38,978 --> 01:01:40,011
To get back at him?

1235
01:01:42,882 --> 01:01:43,915
Kind of.

1236
01:01:44,317 --> 01:01:45,851
Who are you?

1237
01:01:46,919 --> 01:01:48,019
Excuse me?
Who are you?

1238
01:01:49,455 --> 01:01:52,824
I'm me, Sloane, the same girl that
you fell in love with in college.

1239
01:01:53,926 --> 01:01:56,995
No, no, you see, that Sloane,
she was warm and funny

1240
01:01:57,029 --> 01:01:59,097
and she cared
a lot about people.

1241
01:01:59,265 --> 01:02:00,766
You're nothing like her.

1242
01:02:02,268 --> 01:02:04,035
I can never fall in love
with a girl like you now.

1243
01:02:07,073 --> 01:02:09,141
That's a terrible
thing to say.

1244
01:02:09,842 --> 01:02:10,842
Yeah, well.

1245
01:02:12,945 --> 01:02:14,079
The truth hurts.

1246
01:02:21,087 --> 01:02:22,254
Wait.
Where are you going?

1247
01:02:22,288 --> 01:02:23,822
Home.

1248
01:02:23,856 --> 01:02:25,891
You're not going to go straighten
things out with Patrick?

1249
01:02:25,925 --> 01:02:27,993
No. He made it
clear how he feels.

1250
01:02:28,027 --> 01:02:30,061
If he changes his mind,
he knows where to find me.

1251
01:02:30,096 --> 01:02:31,263
Sloane, he was just mad.

1252
01:02:32,064 --> 01:02:33,265
I'm sure
if you talk to him,

1253
01:02:33,299 --> 01:02:36,034
he'll know that you're not as
horrible a person as you seem.

1254
01:02:36,068 --> 01:02:37,102
Thank you.

1255
01:02:37,136 --> 01:02:38,870
Come on, you know
what I mean.

1256
01:02:39,205 --> 01:02:41,940
Look, you have to go back there
and apologize to Patrick.

1257
01:02:41,974 --> 01:02:45,177
Only thing I need to do is go over the
invites for the final list for the party.

1258
01:02:45,211 --> 01:02:46,211
Seriously?

1259
01:02:47,113 --> 01:02:49,147
After all that, you're
still putting work first?

1260
01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:51,016
It's all I have left.

1261
01:02:51,217 --> 01:02:52,951
Merry Christmas...

1262
01:02:55,888 --> 01:02:56,888
Sloane.

1263
01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,057
Midnight.

1264
01:02:59,826 --> 01:03:02,093
You? You mean, you're the
Ghost of Ex-mas Yet To Come?

1265
01:03:03,963 --> 01:03:07,032
Really? 'Cause I'm pretty
sure I never banged Santa.

1266
01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:11,102
Actually, that sounds like
something Caitlin would do.

1267
01:03:12,271 --> 01:03:13,805
Where did she go?

1268
01:03:14,006 --> 01:03:15,140
She can't come
on this one.

1269
01:03:15,975 --> 01:03:17,776
Her future ended
the moment she died.

1270
01:03:17,810 --> 01:03:19,911
But she will be there when I
wake from this, in the morning.

1271
01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:22,881
What? Why not?

1272
01:03:23,182 --> 01:03:24,216
She's gone.

1273
01:03:26,252 --> 01:03:28,153
But she can't be
gone for good. I...

1274
01:03:29,255 --> 01:03:30,255
I'm not ready.

1275
01:03:30,289 --> 01:03:33,792
You do realize that
Caitlin is dead, right?

1276
01:03:34,293 --> 01:03:37,028
Whether she leaves now or
later, she is gone forever.

1277
01:03:37,196 --> 01:03:38,964
But I never got
to say goodbye.

1278
01:03:38,998 --> 01:03:41,900
Well, you had plenty of chances.
You just wasted them all.

1279
01:03:43,202 --> 01:03:44,936
Well, aren't you jolly!

1280
01:03:45,938 --> 01:03:48,139
It is time to go see what
your future holds, Sloane.

1281
01:03:49,008 --> 01:03:50,876
No, I really don't have
the time for this.

1282
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,011
I'm afraid you don't have
much time left, period.

1283
01:03:53,212 --> 01:03:55,113
It is now officially
Christmas Day.

1284
01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:57,916
Your future is
about to be sealed,

1285
01:03:57,950 --> 01:04:00,151
and once it is,
you can't change it.

1286
01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:07,859
Let's go.

1287
01:04:09,028 --> 01:04:10,095
Let's go.

1288
01:04:14,033 --> 01:04:15,901
Okay,
I'm heading out now.

1289
01:04:16,235 --> 01:04:19,838
Are you sure you wouldn't like to come
join my family for Christmas dinner?

1290
01:04:19,972 --> 01:04:21,840
I hate the thought of
leaving you here all alone.

1291
01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:25,043
I won't be alone. I'm spending
Christmas with my daughter.

1292
01:04:25,845 --> 01:04:27,245
But she couldn't come visit this year.
Remember?

1293
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,248
What are you talking about?
Sloane is right here.

1294
01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,951
Sloane? Sloane?
Where are you?

1295
01:04:33,886 --> 01:04:37,188
Where is she? Where's my daughter?
Sloane? Sloane!

1296
01:04:39,859 --> 01:04:41,126
Oh! There she is!

1297
01:04:45,031 --> 01:04:47,799
Bad girl! Bad girl.

1298
01:04:48,167 --> 01:04:50,135
Wandering away
from Mommy!

1299
01:04:51,070 --> 01:04:53,805
See? We always spend
Christmas together.

1300
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,108
Merry Christmas, Vivian.

1301
01:04:58,911 --> 01:05:02,147
Merry Christmas!
Say Merry Christmas, Sloane!

1302
01:05:02,782 --> 01:05:03,848
Merry Christmas.

1303
01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:06,818
Holy crap.
She's gone insane!

1304
01:05:07,019 --> 01:05:08,153
No, she hasn't.

1305
01:05:08,888 --> 01:05:10,855
She thinks
that dog is me.

1306
01:05:11,190 --> 01:05:14,192
I mean, she always referred
to them as my brothers,

1307
01:05:14,226 --> 01:05:17,762
but as far as I knew, she
understood that I'm a human being.

1308
01:05:17,797 --> 01:05:19,764
If she's not crazy,
then what is she?

1309
01:05:19,899 --> 01:05:20,932
Lonely.

1310
01:05:20,967 --> 01:05:22,968
That's my little girl.

1311
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:24,869
Oh, you had me
so worried.

1312
01:05:25,071 --> 01:05:27,038
Never leave Mommy. Never.

1313
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,107
After her
fifth husband...

1314
01:05:29,141 --> 01:05:30,842
Larry's
her fourth husband.

1315
01:05:31,010 --> 01:05:33,878
I know.
Carlos is her fifth.

1316
01:05:33,913 --> 01:05:37,148
And after he moves out,
she will fall apart.

1317
01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:40,018
And since you certainly can't be
bothered with caring for her,

1318
01:05:40,052 --> 01:05:41,920
she becomes obsessed
with dogs,

1319
01:05:41,954 --> 01:05:44,889
whom she knows
love her unconditionally.

1320
01:05:44,924 --> 01:05:46,257
Okay, this is ridiculous.

1321
01:05:46,292 --> 01:05:49,828
And you sound like an idiot
speaking in the future tense.

1322
01:05:49,996 --> 01:05:51,262
That's because
it's your future.

1323
01:05:51,998 --> 01:05:53,098
Come on.

1324
01:05:54,333 --> 01:05:58,036
Oh, you had me so worried.
Never leave Mommy. Never.

1325
01:06:07,246 --> 01:06:08,780
Hey.
Hey.

1326
01:06:10,082 --> 01:06:12,150
Good lord,
what's she wearing?

1327
01:06:12,184 --> 01:06:14,019
When the restaurant
went out of business,

1328
01:06:14,053 --> 01:06:17,956
the only job she could find was waiting
tables at the local Applebee's.

1329
01:06:17,990 --> 01:06:21,126
Oh, okay, I refuse to
take the blame for that.

1330
01:06:21,994 --> 01:06:23,962
Sloane sent us a card.
Want to see it?

1331
01:06:24,897 --> 01:06:25,897
No.

1332
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:30,001
Okay, that was harsh.

1333
01:06:30,903 --> 01:06:32,170
We're supposed to
be friends.

1334
01:06:32,204 --> 01:06:34,039
But you never
acted like one.

1335
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,008
Jenny got tired of always
being rejected by you,

1336
01:06:37,843 --> 01:06:39,110
so she just gave up.

1337
01:06:39,879 --> 01:06:42,147
Sooner or later,
everyone does.

1338
01:06:46,185 --> 01:06:48,820
Oh, we're visiting
Patrick now?

1339
01:06:48,854 --> 01:06:51,256
Awesome. I can't wait to see how he's
stopped caring about me now, too.

1340
01:06:51,957 --> 01:06:53,258
No, we're not going
to visit Patrick.

1341
01:06:53,292 --> 01:06:55,994
Actually, after you walked
away from him tonight,

1342
01:06:56,028 --> 01:06:57,128
you will never
see him again.

1343
01:06:57,963 --> 01:06:59,264
But I thought you said
he still loves me.

1344
01:06:59,298 --> 01:07:03,168
He does. But you don't
care about love anymore.

1345
01:07:03,202 --> 01:07:04,169
Do you?

1346
01:07:05,471 --> 01:07:08,206
Okay, screw you, Santa! Of course
I care about love. I'm engaged.

1347
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:09,874
So that means
that you're lying.

1348
01:07:09,909 --> 01:07:12,777
And if you guys are my exes, and
I'm getting married to Andrew,

1349
01:07:12,812 --> 01:07:15,213
then I'm not going to
have a future ex-boyfriend.

1350
01:07:19,251 --> 01:07:21,186
Wrong again.

1351
01:07:30,813 --> 01:07:32,881
How can you be my ex?
I thought we get married.

1352
01:07:33,082 --> 01:07:34,883
Yes, we do.
We also get divorced.

1353
01:07:35,084 --> 01:07:36,051
What? Why?

1354
01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:37,886
Well, we wanted
different things.

1355
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:40,055
You wanted power and prestige.
And I wanted...

1356
01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:41,990
The blonde.

1357
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,796
Oh, can the theatrics. In the end,
we both got exactly what we wanted.

1358
01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:48,863
What do you mean?

1359
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,765
You take half my assets
in the divorce.

1360
01:07:50,966 --> 01:07:54,035
Half my clients, half my company.
You're set for life.

1361
01:07:54,970 --> 01:07:56,004
Come on,
I'll show you.

1362
01:07:57,673 --> 01:07:59,874
You can afford
the best of everything.

1363
01:08:08,984 --> 01:08:10,552
Much better. Yes.

1364
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:14,923
If we're not here
to see Patrick,

1365
01:08:14,957 --> 01:08:16,024
then what are
we doing here?

1366
01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:17,692
Where are we going?

1367
01:08:17,893 --> 01:08:21,596
To see what all of your money and
promotions and power got you.

1368
01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:31,806
Is that...
Is that me?

1369
01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:34,943
It is.

1370
01:08:38,714 --> 01:08:39,914
But I look so young.

1371
01:08:42,718 --> 01:08:46,621
Where are my flowers? Where
are my visitors? Why...

1372
01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:48,990
Why am I all alone?

1373
01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:51,893
Because this is the way
you've chosen to live.

1374
01:08:52,661 --> 01:08:54,762
No, no.
I didn't choose this.

1375
01:08:55,030 --> 01:08:56,931
I never chose
to be alone.

1376
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,600
But this is
what you got.

1377
01:08:59,034 --> 01:09:01,736
All of your wealth,
success...

1378
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:03,972
It comes to nothing.

1379
01:09:04,673 --> 01:09:06,641
It doesn't have to
happen like this.

1380
01:09:06,675 --> 01:09:07,842
I'll change.

1381
01:09:08,744 --> 01:09:09,944
It's too late, Sloane.

1382
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:14,749
No! I can fix this!
It hasn't happened yet!

1383
01:09:15,718 --> 01:09:16,718
It's too late.

1384
01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:21,623
You've already
made your choice.

1385
01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:23,658
That ring is
on your finger.

1386
01:09:23,792 --> 01:09:25,793
Patrick's heart
is already broken.

1387
01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:27,562
Caitlin is in the ground.

1388
01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:30,031
Christmas is over.

1389
01:09:30,065 --> 01:09:32,734
Please! Please don't
let this happen to me!

1390
01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:08,937
Caitlin?
Where are you?

1391
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:10,972
Caitlin!

1392
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:12,707
God, why are you
shouting?

1393
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:15,944
I thought for sure
you would be gone.

1394
01:10:16,845 --> 01:10:18,646
No. The future's not
quite here yet.

1395
01:10:18,814 --> 01:10:19,814
What day is it?

1396
01:10:19,848 --> 01:10:21,816
It's Christmas.
Morning.

1397
01:10:21,850 --> 01:10:22,884
It's not too late?

1398
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:26,754
I'm not too late?
I can fix things?

1399
01:10:26,922 --> 01:10:28,756
Yes, but you
have to hurry.

1400
01:10:29,024 --> 01:10:29,991
Right.

1401
01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:33,661
No, Sloane,
where are you going?

1402
01:10:33,696 --> 01:10:34,696
The party's this way.

1403
01:10:39,868 --> 01:10:42,670
Sloane, come on! We cannot
be late for my party!

1404
01:10:42,705 --> 01:10:44,005
I know, I know.
I gotta find something.

1405
01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:45,940
It's really,
really important!

1406
01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:48,843
More important than my party?
I don't think so.

1407
01:10:52,781 --> 01:10:55,016
Sloane! This is my night.
It's all about me.

1408
01:10:58,020 --> 01:10:59,120
Is that it?

1409
01:10:59,154 --> 01:11:01,723
This is it.
Okay. Let's go!

1410
01:11:02,758 --> 01:11:04,926
Hey, Andrew, I need to get
a couple of things done

1411
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,028
before the party, so I'll just
meet you there, okay? Bye.

1412
01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,634
Does dinner come
with a show?

1413
01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:16,904
Merry Christmas!

1414
01:11:19,108 --> 01:11:20,642
Hey!

1415
01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:22,810
Happy Holidays!

1416
01:11:38,694 --> 01:11:39,827
You didn't get
a second puppy?

1417
01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:44,966
The breeder didn't have any males,
and Schatzi wants a little brother.

1418
01:11:45,834 --> 01:11:47,068
How did you know
about that?

1419
01:11:47,102 --> 01:11:49,704
It doesn't matter.

1420
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,873
All that matters
is that I'm here.

1421
01:11:52,808 --> 01:11:54,809
I didn't think
I'd see you today.

1422
01:11:55,077 --> 01:11:56,811
Of course
I'd come see you.

1423
01:11:56,845 --> 01:11:58,913
It's Christmas, we should
spend it together.

1424
01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,683
I love you, Mom.

1425
01:12:01,717 --> 01:12:02,817
Huh.

1426
01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,886
Well, I love
you too, sweetie.

1427
01:12:05,654 --> 01:12:06,921
Okay, now get
yourself together,

1428
01:12:06,955 --> 01:12:08,656
'cause we are
going to a party!

1429
01:12:08,691 --> 01:12:11,592
Oh! Can I bring your
little brother?

1430
01:12:11,627 --> 01:12:13,594
Oh, Mom,
don't call him that.

1431
01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:14,962
But, yes, you can.

1432
01:12:16,665 --> 01:12:18,599
Your sister's taking
us to a party.

1433
01:12:19,935 --> 01:12:22,603
I knew you'd come!
I knew it!

1434
01:12:23,906 --> 01:12:25,640
Thank you for not
giving up on me.

1435
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:26,874
Never!

1436
01:12:26,909 --> 01:12:28,609
And you brought
your mom!

1437
01:12:29,078 --> 01:12:31,679
I hope you don't mind me showing
up without an invitation.

1438
01:12:31,714 --> 01:12:33,614
The more the merrier!
Get your butt in here.

1439
01:12:35,751 --> 01:12:36,884
I thought you had
to work today.

1440
01:12:36,919 --> 01:12:39,620
I do. Uh, but I just wanted
to swing by here first.

1441
01:12:40,656 --> 01:12:41,923
To drop off your mom.

1442
01:12:43,926 --> 01:12:46,761
And to apologize for the
way that I've treated you.

1443
01:12:47,763 --> 01:12:49,764
I've been losing
a lot of friends lately,

1444
01:12:49,798 --> 01:12:52,100
and I couldn't stand
if I lost you, too.

1445
01:12:53,135 --> 01:12:55,803
Never. You're not getting
rid of me that easily.

1446
01:12:57,673 --> 01:12:58,873
Okay, I'm going to be
back as soon as I can.

1447
01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:00,842
I just need to go take care
of your Christmas present.

1448
01:13:00,976 --> 01:13:03,911
But you already got me
that sweet baseball cap.

1449
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:06,647
Your real present.

1450
01:13:06,915 --> 01:13:08,583
You're thinking
what I'm thinking?

1451
01:13:08,617 --> 01:13:09,617
I am.

1452
01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:14,989
Yeah.

1453
01:13:15,023 --> 01:13:17,592
I will see you later.
Okay, bye.

1454
01:13:17,626 --> 01:13:18,860
Okay. Hurry back!

1455
01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:33,040
Hello.

1456
01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:35,710
Hey! What are you
doing here?

1457
01:13:36,111 --> 01:13:38,913
You told me
we were working today.

1458
01:13:38,947 --> 01:13:40,014
No, no.
You know what?

1459
01:13:40,048 --> 01:13:41,783
Take the rest
of the day off.

1460
01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:43,885
Really?
Yeah, it's Christmas.

1461
01:13:43,919 --> 01:13:45,620
Go home and be
with your daughter.

1462
01:13:45,654 --> 01:13:46,687
Son. Max.

1463
01:13:47,656 --> 01:13:49,690
Sorry!
I'll see you on Monday.

1464
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:55,029
We already pulled all the
incriminating DVDs of Caitlin.

1465
01:13:55,731 --> 01:13:57,064
Oh, good. Then there'll
be space for these.

1466
01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:00,868
Hey, I need you to put one of
these in every single gift bag.

1467
01:14:00,903 --> 01:14:02,036
It's very important.
Okay.

1468
01:14:04,039 --> 01:14:05,573
What are those?

1469
01:14:05,607 --> 01:14:06,808
Oh, gift certificates.

1470
01:14:06,842 --> 01:14:08,876
Just trying to help a friend's
new restaurant take off.

1471
01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:10,845
We'll have every celebrity
in town in there

1472
01:14:10,879 --> 01:14:11,946
and that ought
to do it.

1473
01:14:11,980 --> 01:14:14,048
That's really
nice of you.

1474
01:14:15,684 --> 01:14:17,018
Wow, you just
called me nice.

1475
01:14:17,853 --> 01:14:19,020
That's never
happened before.

1476
01:14:21,757 --> 01:14:22,757
Can I still go home?

1477
01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:26,794
Of course.
Merry Christmas! Go!

1478
01:14:29,665 --> 01:14:32,733
Sloane! You gotta admit,
the camera loves me.

1479
01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:42,777
You think Caitlin's somewhere,
watching all of this?

1480
01:14:43,912 --> 01:14:45,880
Oh, yeah.
Definitely.

1481
01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:47,682
And I think
she's loving it.

1482
01:14:58,460 --> 01:15:00,728
I'm coming to you
live from the red carpet

1483
01:15:00,762 --> 01:15:02,597
at the <i> Snow Angel</i>
premiere party,

1484
01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:06,334
where all of Hollywood has
turned out in all its glamour

1485
01:15:06,368 --> 01:15:08,569
to honor the memory
of one of their own.

1486
01:15:08,604 --> 01:15:11,706
It is a moving tribute
to a fallen star.

1487
01:15:12,374 --> 01:15:13,474
But don't you dare
touch that remote

1488
01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:15,510
because we've got
this beautiful life,

1489
01:15:15,544 --> 01:15:17,345
cut way too short,

1490
01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:21,415
covered from every imaginable
angle, right here on <i> SHOWBIZ.</i>

1491
01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:23,551
Whoo! It's going
to be a fun night.

1492
01:15:51,847 --> 01:15:53,481
There you are!

1493
01:15:53,682 --> 01:15:54,815
I need
to talk to you.

1494
01:15:54,850 --> 01:15:56,584
And I need
to talk to you,

1495
01:15:57,419 --> 01:15:58,452
Ms. Vice President!

1496
01:16:00,522 --> 01:16:02,423
Oh, you mean
I got the promotion?

1497
01:16:02,457 --> 01:16:03,658
I just got word
from my dad.

1498
01:16:03,692 --> 01:16:07,428
Oh, my God!
That is amazing!

1499
01:16:07,462 --> 01:16:08,596
Congratulations.

1500
01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:14,402
Uh, but that... It's gonna
make this even harder.

1501
01:16:14,703 --> 01:16:15,736
What?

1502
01:16:15,771 --> 01:16:17,738
Oh, God, uh,
how do I say this?

1503
01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:20,575
Uh, my whole life,

1504
01:16:20,842 --> 01:16:22,710
I was taught that
relationships are based

1505
01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:25,379
on what the other
person can do for you.

1506
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:26,447
Right.

1507
01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:29,750
Financially, emotionally,
or in your career.

1508
01:16:29,785 --> 01:16:30,785
Mmm-hmm.

1509
01:16:30,819 --> 01:16:32,553
But I realize
how wrong that is.

1510
01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,690
It's not about what
someone can do for you,

1511
01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:39,427
it's about how they make you
feel when you're with them,

1512
01:16:40,395 --> 01:16:41,462
or how you both feel.

1513
01:16:41,496 --> 01:16:42,530
Absolutely.

1514
01:16:42,698 --> 01:16:44,498
I don't want to feel
like an accessory.

1515
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,367
I don't blame you.

1516
01:16:47,569 --> 01:16:50,404
I need someone that can be
there for me emotionally,

1517
01:16:50,639 --> 01:16:54,609
that listens to me and loves
me the way that I love him.

1518
01:16:57,546 --> 01:17:00,314
Andrew? Andrew!

1519
01:17:05,487 --> 01:17:06,487
Andrew!

1520
01:17:06,521 --> 01:17:07,622
Yeah, babe.

1521
01:17:10,759 --> 01:17:11,792
Of course.

1522
01:17:14,396 --> 01:17:15,429
I'm sorry.

1523
01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:16,597
Oh, come on, Sloane.

1524
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:17,632
Mmm-mmm.

1525
01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:34,482
I couldn't resist. Once
more for old times' sake.

1526
01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:37,652
So, mission
accomplished, huh?

1527
01:17:38,754 --> 01:17:39,754
Did you get
your wings?

1528
01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,390
Actually, it's more
like a pitchfork.

1529
01:17:42,758 --> 01:17:44,725
No!
I'm kidding.

1530
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,460
Yes, I'm all set.

1531
01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:51,432
So, then I guess
this is goodbye?

1532
01:17:56,471 --> 01:17:57,672
And you're gonna
be okay?

1533
01:17:57,706 --> 01:17:59,540
You kidding?
Heaven has an open bar!

1534
01:18:00,509 --> 01:18:02,510
And Heath Ledger
and James Dean...

1535
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,478
Yeah, sounds like
heaven to me.

1536
01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:09,316
You know, I think that you're
going to find a guy down here

1537
01:18:09,484 --> 01:18:10,718
who's almost as perfect.

1538
01:18:14,823 --> 01:18:17,658
Well, um,
I guess I'll be off.

1539
01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:24,598
Sloane, thank you
for everything.

1540
01:18:26,401 --> 01:18:28,335
No, I should
be thanking you.

1541
01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:30,438
You gave me
a whole new life.

1542
01:18:31,473 --> 01:18:33,340
Well, goodbye.

1543
01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:36,377
Bye.

1544
01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:02,830
Excuse me.

1545
01:20:03,532 --> 01:20:07,434
I heard about the promotion
and I just wanted to say

1546
01:20:07,469 --> 01:20:09,703
there's no freaking way
I'm bringing you coffee.

1547
01:20:09,738 --> 01:20:11,472
Ever.

1548
01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:13,374
How about tea?

1549
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:15,442
Deal.

1550
01:20:15,911 --> 01:20:18,379
I'm out of here.

1551
01:20:18,413 --> 01:20:21,482
Wait. You're leaving?
Where are you going?

1552
01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:23,551
To get a life.

1553
01:20:35,697 --> 01:20:36,664
Patrick.

1554
01:20:45,740 --> 01:20:49,810
Patrick, um...
I'm so sorry.

1555
01:20:50,579 --> 01:20:51,645
For what?

1556
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:53,681
For everything.

1557
01:20:54,749 --> 01:20:57,618
For what I said
at the hospital,

1558
01:20:57,652 --> 01:20:59,720
for letting you leave the
restaurant when Andrew showed up,

1559
01:21:01,523 --> 01:21:06,627
for running away instead
of taking your ring

1560
01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:09,663
and becoming your wife.

1561
01:21:13,835 --> 01:21:15,402
How do you know
about that?

1562
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:18,372
I... I just know.

1563
01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:24,812
Most of all, I'm sorry that
it has taken me until now

1564
01:21:24,846 --> 01:21:27,615
to realize
how I feel about you,

1565
01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:31,785
when, inside, I've
known it all along.

1566
01:21:35,624 --> 01:21:39,793
I'm not that horrible girl that
you saw at the restaurant,

1567
01:21:40,862 --> 01:21:42,763
at least, not anymore.

1568
01:21:44,766 --> 01:21:49,536
I'm me, the Sloane
you knew in college,

1569
01:21:49,871 --> 01:21:54,508
and I would love the chance
to reintroduce you to her.

1570
01:21:58,847 --> 01:22:01,782
She used to look
something like this.

1571
01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:12,393
Oh, my God.

1572
01:22:13,561 --> 01:22:15,663
I can't believe that you
kept this all these years.

1573
01:22:16,464 --> 01:22:17,731
Of course I did.

1574
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,801
It's a present from
the man that I love.

1575
01:22:56,771 --> 01:22:58,505
Merry Christmas, babe.

1576
01:22:58,540 --> 01:22:59,707
Thank you.

1577
01:23:00,608 --> 01:23:01,742
Hey, Vivian.

1578
01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:03,744
Oh, my darling,
you look so good.

1579
01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:05,479
You look beautiful.
Haven't changed a bit.

1580
01:23:06,414 --> 01:23:07,781
I'm so glad
you're here.

1581
01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,416
Me, too.

1582
01:23:10,618 --> 01:23:11,752
- Get back over there.
- Get back over there.

1583
01:23:11,786 --> 01:23:13,354
You got her, now,
don't lose her.

1584
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:14,588
I'm going, I'm going!

1585
01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:18,826
Did I ever tell you the story
about my three marriages?

1586
01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:22,429
My first husband, he was
tall, and I was in love.

1587
01:23:22,464 --> 01:23:24,565
My second husband, he was
short, but he was rich.

1588
01:23:24,599 --> 01:23:26,367
And my third husband,
well, who knows,

1589
01:23:26,401 --> 01:23:27,735
he might be under the
table right now.

1590
01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:30,671
Are you married?

1591
01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:36,744
Merry Ex-mas, Caitlin.

1592
01:23:41,416 --> 01:23:42,783
Merry Christmas,
everyone.

1593
01:23:43,585 --> 01:23:44,852
Merry Christmas.